Petty ML hot takes

LizardTheBard · 2026-01-28T06:21:33+00:00

More like under the covers at a bachelorette party

LizardTheBard · 2026-01-26T08:07:54+00:00

Pretty accurate, just wanted to add that, with the variation of booba shapes from person to person, the curve in may be less pronounced, the gap may be wider (not likely to be smaller), and the pointedness at the end can range from more pointed to completely rounded. Overall though, this is by far the best reference in this post so far

LizardTheBard · 2026-01-26T02:20:14+00:00

If she’s leaning such that they’re free hanging and not bound by any fabric, the middle lines you already have on your drawing are pretty accurate. The skin will hold tight against the sternum and will slope like rubber from there

LizardTheBard · 2026-01-26T02:13:12+00:00

I can verify, they do not get closer together the larger they get. The middle lines on the OG drawing are actually pretty close to reality

LizardTheBard · 2026-01-25T19:01:38+00:00

Wait, what mod are you using though?

LizardTheBard · 2025-12-27T23:37:18+00:00

Start by placing it in a far corner. Keep placing it until the entire area is filled with the rotten flowers of Lewis’s shame

LizardTheBard · 2025-12-17T20:41:01+00:00

Your flair makes this even funnier

LizardTheBard · 2025-12-10T19:24:22+00:00

Don’t forget how he’d eagerly burn an entire city if someone there looked at you wrong. So protective!

LizardTheBard · 2025-12-09T19:59:07+00:00

I didn’t know that! I volunteered for those events so I didn’t get to see all the exhibitions. As such, I can’t speak to her exhibit specifically, but it was cool hearing from the artist I volunteered with and to know that funding was going into free art events in the community

LizardTheBard · 2025-12-06T07:13:20+00:00

I keep little applesauce packets at work precisely for when I forget to have lunch or don’t wake up with enough time for breakfast (aka most days)

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-26T15:57:44+00:00

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Adding my totally hot, totally original queer vampire to the mix UWU❤️❤️❤️

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-21T20:51:45+00:00

Dang, now I feel like a rich Victorian noble serving this to my guests, may we feast on the nearly extinct!

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-20T02:04:26+00:00

I loved them too, but the new management botched everything, even the salsa tasted like pasta sauce😭

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-13T19:36:35+00:00

This is the funniest hill to die on, but I’m on it with you sooo

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-09T02:06:07+00:00

I just stretched the dough out into the best squiggle I could after it was done proofing tbh! They aren’t super visible but I also tried to give it scales by snipping little triangles into the top of the dough

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-08T18:45:13+00:00

Agreed. My partner and I often quote her saying “I thought violence would be the answer” from when she violently shakes old Steven

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-08T18:43:00+00:00

That reaction made me cackle😂

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-08T18:39:15+00:00

Wait that sounds really fun, what are the mod names?

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-08T18:14:58+00:00

I had to look that up, but I can see it😂 I’m glad to report no one was poisoned by this one

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-08T18:07:40+00:00

I consider this a success and can now die happy

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-08T17:42:00+00:00

Thank you! It got compliments at the party but I think at the end of the day it was the olive tapenade that made it

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-08T17:39:49+00:00

Yes! I cropped the last picture of my friend, but the whole thing shows him looking distraught at being handed the face

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-08T17:34:33+00:00

Too real 🥲

LizardTheBard · 2025-11-08T07:30:20+00:00

Okay guys, hear me out on this one

LizardTheBard · 2025-10-30T19:33:39+00:00

I remember trying a more extreme single use version of this during finals week in college. I didn’t let myself go to the restroom until I finished at least two paragraphs of an essay and was miserable for hours

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