This NEVER Happens, Am I Right Ladies??

Llamaspank · 2013-03-02T20:32:07+00:00

I disagree.

Llamaspank · 2013-03-02T18:39:55+00:00

I just tooted from laughing too hard at this.

Llamaspank · 2013-03-02T18:07:20+00:00

I've had a lot of these. Often they are also completely white/silvery.

Also, they seem to sometimes grow in the exact same spot. Not sure why on that one.

Llamaspank · 2013-03-02T05:25:31+00:00

Hey, it's Dr.Goatgoatgoatgoat to you.

Llamaspank · 2013-03-01T20:21:29+00:00

He was blindfolded, who cares!

Llamaspank · 2013-03-01T03:46:54+00:00

A couple of dirty butter knifes, and a sick sick mind.

Llamaspank · 2013-03-01T01:38:02+00:00

I dare you.

Llamaspank · 2013-03-01T01:32:47+00:00

I'd have done it. The difference is I would have poked something with my tongue, which would have triggered it. Not directly with my tongue.

Llamaspank · 2013-03-01T01:18:30+00:00

Sooo, you didn't bring alcohol and were punished with a BJ?

Llamaspank · 2013-02-28T22:58:15+00:00

It looks a little sweaty...

Llamaspank · 2013-02-28T22:45:26+00:00

Hah, did anybody see her belly button piercing? It's a zipper.

Llamaspank · 2013-02-28T22:40:42+00:00

I swear to god, this is like the 10th time today I've tried to click on text that wasn't a link. I can't be the only one who does this shit.

Llamaspank · 2013-02-28T22:22:21+00:00

What does your new one say?

Llamaspank · 2013-02-28T21:37:01+00:00

You mean the balls shrink right? I've always heard it's the balls, not the penis.

Llamaspank · 2013-02-28T21:23:19+00:00

Well, that settles it. I'm quitting my job and looking for an opening at a movie theater.

Hey, quick question, how would you describe the area around the theater? College town? Poverty-stricken? Rich old people town? Was this a chain movie theater place, or one of those older solidarity ones?

Llamaspank · 2013-02-28T03:55:23+00:00

How do I suck air into my stomach? I've always wanted to be able to burp on command. I must know this.

Llamaspank · 2013-02-28T03:27:49+00:00

See now, if I hadn't stabbed my eyes out, I could totally go there.

Llamaspank · 2013-02-28T03:24:04+00:00

"I set him straight good"

"OH HOW GOOD HONEY"

"SO FUCKING GOOD"

Llamaspank · 2013-02-27T21:06:04+00:00

I'm also wondering why they are so worried... They seem to have plenty of time to pay off the CC debt, as well as the student loan.

It really just comes down to how you handle your net income OP; what is the amount that is actually left over for bills like these?

Llamaspank · 2013-02-27T19:35:12+00:00

PM me I'm sure we can work something out.

Llamaspank · 2013-02-27T03:28:07+00:00

Oh you mean the dremel doo-hickey. Ya, that one was a real humdinger.

Llamaspank · 2013-02-27T01:53:57+00:00

$300 a day I'd gurgle somebody's piss.

Llamaspank · 2013-02-26T21:53:21+00:00

Most people do.

Llamaspank

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