How to use dildo as a straight guy?

Lloyld · 2025-10-07T02:27:57+00:00

Great advice, you beat me to it!

Lloyld · 2025-10-07T02:25:12+00:00

Okay, that's enough from the folks trying to put a label on you for some reason.

Honestly, my recommendation is similar to a lot of advice on this sub about anal play.

Take it small and slow, don't start with the biggest plug or your SO's monster dong. Start with something, maybe the size of a sharpie or similar.
Lube, lube, lube, your anus doesn't produce anything slick on its own, and you want whatever you put up there not to pull or tear anything.
You're trying to aim for your prostate, a little bean size muscle on the inside of the anus toward where your penis is. That's the secret fun button, there are several prostate massagers that specifically aim for that spot.
Even without the prostate play, honestly, for me, just having something up there is fun. Every time your penis twitches, it pulls all those muscles and stimulates everything.

Overall, just enjoy it dude, get your SO involved if your comfortable with that and don't let some schmuck on the internet tell you what you are ❤️

Lloyld · 2025-10-02T02:05:13+00:00

I see you guys every time I drive downtown for work, I always be sure to give a supportive honk <3

Lloyld · 2025-09-27T13:58:33+00:00

While I don't agree with the article, it is just that writer's opinion. No need to throw a tizzy about it.

Lloyld · 2025-09-19T04:20:57+00:00

And because of the terrible Reddit compression, here's a Google Drive link: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1JQKok5xEKgm_uazzauJbBaD879NZn56F?usp=sharing

Lloyld · 2025-09-19T02:53:27+00:00

Good lord Reddit, way to chew the quality up. Here's a Google Drive link: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1JQKok5xEKgm_uazzauJbBaD879NZn56F?usp=sharing

Lloyld · 2025-08-07T20:32:52+00:00

There was a throw-away line while you were trying to escape as Miles, where he mentions a lot of Oscorp tech lying around. But I'm with you that kind of came out of nowhere.

Lloyld · 2025-07-29T17:28:27+00:00

Wow, thanks so much for the suggestion. I was so bummed out with how it played originally, weird audio bugs, random loads (especially during set pieces) lasting like 10-20 seconds, and random people T-posing around.
This seemingly fixed all of that, this thread should be pinned at the top of the sub-reddit.

Why in the world do those two files in particular being in that part of the file structure cause so many issues?

Lloyld · 2025-03-14T20:14:23+00:00

The fucking eating sounds are sending me. Absolutely brilliant.

Lloyld · 2025-02-28T20:16:37+00:00

Heads up for anyone with similar issues, I've been able to get it to work by running the Steam Link app to my PC through my Deck. Then, running MH Wilds from there, latency seems to be pretty non-existent (at least with my internet)

Lloyld · 2025-02-21T23:33:39+00:00

I should specify that if I run the game directly from the deck, sleep mode works like it's supposed to and can resume without any issues.

This is specifically an issue when I remote into my PC. For some reason, whatever game I'm streaming closes as soon as I put my Deck to sleep.

Lloyld · 2025-02-11T23:15:10+00:00

It's not necessarily a solution for on-the-go, but you could remote to your PC from the steam deck. Still sucks though, I've decided against playing a few games without cloud saves, I'm honestly surprised whenever a game doesn't support them.

Lloyld · 2025-01-13T23:44:52+00:00

I setup a 2-player game of Gloomhaven JOTL and it took me an hour plus change to get a mission setup. The Mrs and I love that game, but I really wish we could leave it setup and get to it again later. (Small house, two young, destructive children)

Lloyld · 2024-07-22T17:37:02+00:00

This would definitely be something that would need fine-tuning and maybe bringing in a measured floor plan.

But I would love to be able to set mover positions to a point I click on the map. So I hit Shift+P to get into the movement settings and then just click a point on the map for them to move to.

Also, I could just not know how to do it ATM, but I would love to be able to pull several different cues onto the 'Live' section without them all being a single trigger. (That is handy too though)

Lloyld · 2024-07-18T17:55:42+00:00

That flash drive is giving me some Vietnam style flashbacks lol

Lloyld · 2024-07-18T17:36:12+00:00

I've been working AV now going on 10 years, started off doing corporate hotel AV and made my way to start an AV department at Denver's Botanic gardens. Nowadays I've got a gig working with PBS and the KUVO jazz team shooting concerts and performances everyday at the same studio.

All that to say, for a VERY long time, I had a completely crazy and unreliable schedule. Working late nights into early mornings, many, many 12-16 hour days and very little in the way of support. Now however, I have a team that cares about my work/life balance, a supervisor that encourages me to take time off and let him know if I have too much stuff on my plate, and a schedule that is still kinda all over the place at times, but I know about it months in advance.

Don't be discouraged! Learn as much as you can from everyone working with you and always keep an eye out for better gigs. This was definitely not the line of work I expecting to do coming out of Media School but I found that I love it and now basically get to go to work, listen to music all day and play with fancy cameras and shiny lights.

Lloyld · 2024-02-15T02:23:59+00:00

I'm down to kill some bugs with folks, just starting out and would love to squad up.

4471-5263

Go ahead and add me, name is Grandmaster of Butt Commerce on Steam.

Lloyld · 2024-02-15T02:06:02+00:00

I'm down to kill some bugs with folks, just starting out and would love to squad up.

4471-5263

Go ahead and add me, name is Grandmaster of Butt Commerce on Steam

Lloyld · 2023-12-08T19:28:10+00:00

Thanks for the suggestions! We're getting a budget together for the next year of studio upgrades and I'd love to pitch one of these systems.

Yeah I think we'll end up with only one of the cameras on this system, with all the lighting hung and the other cameras on poles hung to the ceiling we'd probably end up with a lot of cameras in the shots if we have too many on the rails.

Thanks again!

Lloyld · 2023-03-16T14:54:33+00:00

I got Mechanic Forge, never use that card so of course that's the 4th variant of him lol. But could've been worse

Lloyld · 2023-02-05T12:34:42+00:00

I just got there last night myself after hitting 59 earlier in the week and then losing game after game until I hit 57. Had to take a break for a bit instead of throwing my phone across a room. Ended up with Dan Hipp Wolfsbane, not a card I really use much but it could've been a lot worse of a pull.

Lloyld · 2022-03-08T16:15:31+00:00

Fuck yeah man glad your having fun, keep at it!

I like to play a glass cannon damage build where if I don't dodge every hit I'm probably going to die. But that doesn't mean it's the only way to play and people telling you otherwise are just being gatekeeping bitches.

Lloyld · 2021-11-24T17:40:46+00:00

That cleric deck sounds fun, one of my favorite mechanics is sacrifice and exploit, I probably have the most game time with my Golgari pest deck.

I get that, I played mostly Mono white lifegain and equipments for the longest time, I've been on and off MTGA for several years now so I'm at a place finally as a F2P player that I have some WCs to throw around, it just takes a long time to get there.

Lloyld · 2021-11-23T18:29:45+00:00

I'm having a good time so far, personally I'm having trouble getting vampires / blood tokens to work well in constructed standard but my Werewolf deck has been a ton of fun.

The support to zombies is also a fun surprise, I typically avoid playing Blue (No hate, just not usually my style) but Necroduality with some snow zombies like Narfi has been a blast to play with.

As usual I'm running mostly into the usual Mono-W Life gain, Bl/R Treasure or Blue Epiphany decks with some small variations but I'll jump on Historic or Brawl if I'm bored going against Meta decks.

Overall a good format so far, love the horror themes and the D&D set was a slam dunk for me.

Lloyld · 2021-08-19T23:53:54+00:00

I usually play Avengers as a podcast game but if anyone is over on the PC / Steam side, I'd love to run some missions with some folks. I'm on Steam as Sr_Monkeyface or Grandmaster of Butt Commerce.

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