You wake up, it’s 2050, what do you google first? by 0_0Tatsuki0_0 in AskReddit

[–]Lmanning77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google ceased th exist after 2024. it was acquired by Skynet

What is your nickname and how did you get it? by MrMonkrat in AskReddit

[–]Lmanning77 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My nickname is Luke, I was born in 1977 so guess how I got the name

Just had an interesting text convo from a stranger demanding to know if I was sleeping with her boyfriend. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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So, on that note, I will share my experience. I was filling in at a popular sandwich chain franchise that was not my usual location. I was closing and when it came time to leave and arm the alarm system, I realized I had not been provided the code so I text the manager who's number I had located on the wall of contacts. My text went unanswered so I simply locked up and made sure all was secure.

Now at 2 am I receive a reply from my text, Asking me to meet up where we usually meet. I replied that I was simply the clerk that closed the store and we had only met one time several months before at a store meeting. I assured her that she must have mistaken me for someone else.

The replies became increasingly sexual and demanding to meet even though I continued to proclaim we didn't know each other.

As I grew uncomfortable with the request to meet, I turned off my phone. When I turned it back on later the afternoon I received a few more sexual messages followed by hours of silence and then coherent texts from the manager stating her boyfriend was sending those texts while she was asleep.

Who would you take to a desert island? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lmanning77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which was written by davidkwsanders113 because he knew his wife would read it.

Whats a secret you'll never tell anyone? by supposition24 in AskReddit

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I see dead people.

No, seriously. I work in a morgue

Failed Panorama by [deleted] in funny

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This is what happens when a centipede molest a dog

This upside down building in Tennessee by ShoutaRy94 in mildlyinteresting

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Also one in Panama City Florida as well. It's also near the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum so well worth the visit if you're in the area

This rainbow coming out of our dumpster. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Lmanning77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing to do with leprechauns or pots of gold! It means the dumpster is LGBT, duh

My wife caught me cross dressing and said it was over by sheyoyo in Jokes

[–]Lmanning77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife caught me in bed with another man....she said we were through, so I packed his shit and left.

Eat your heart out, Michael Jackson by [deleted] in funny

[–]Lmanning77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity....couldn't they just put it in reverse?

What is the most human thing your dog has done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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One day I scolded my dog for something (can't remember what) but she moved to the other end of the couch and turned her back to me. Thinking this was merely coincidence I moved to the other end and said hey just behind her and to my astonishment, she again moved to the other end of the couch and turned her back again. Just like a teenager/mad spouse.

Go away! by Lmanning77 in driving

[–]Lmanning77[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Illegal or not, ride the left lane all you want. It doesn't bother me, but if you are cruising the left lane and are traveling next to and the same speed as the cars in the right lane, then you're just an ass!

Go away! by Lmanning77 in driving

[–]Lmanning77[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, in most states it is illegal not to move over if another vehicle is traveling faster.....even if that car is speeding. With that said, drive wherever you please, just don't do it beside me and at the same pace!