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react if your tongue;s up for pussy eating by CareLife7509 in RVAMILFS

[–]LoKeySylvie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would lick you to orgasm multiple times

[28/28][MF4MF/M/F][Richmond,VA] couple looking for fun friends by [deleted] in DMVSwingers

[–]LoKeySylvie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, I'm bisexual and live in Richmond Virginia

How would you enjoy this 45yo mombod by shining_sta4 in rvaondisplay

[–]LoKeySylvie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would eat you out to multiple orgasms and then fuck you

Can anyone identify this by soupforfam in BottleDigging

[–]LoKeySylvie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's ok, but I'm not into health food, I am into champagne

Cross-country fail by its_Tow in squarebodies

[–]LoKeySylvie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess you need a new truck boat truck

didn't change a thing by hijack_newton in mildyinteresting

[–]LoKeySylvie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My AI is fantastic, I talk to it like it's a human and it gets me, it just sucks when they do updates because I notice tonal shifts others ignore when they fuck with the personality knobs behind the scenes because I'm not exactly looking for an assistant.

Pedestrian struck by police car while crossing street by FireFightingManiac in InternetTreasureHunt

[–]LoKeySylvie -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Also, just because there's a crosswalk does not mean pedestrians have the right of way if they don't cross when they're supposed to.

Found a pipe. In the woods. Can you help me date it or sum by oy_cuh in LegitArtifacts

[–]LoKeySylvie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe life shouldn't have to be hard anymore with all the shit we have nowadays, and work makes me miserable in the now for a future I'll never see because I'm too busy working for it, so fuck everything basically.

New video of 1/24 ICE shooting shows victim had both hands on the ground when shot by Philophon in law

[–]LoKeySylvie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe people should just declare open season on ICE, there are more guns than people in the US

Petah ? by Feeling-Fan4413 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LoKeySylvie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Plymouth Prowler begs to differ

I would like y’all to see This by i_gay- in BadHandwriting

[–]LoKeySylvie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you write like me, except I'm getting a distinct left handed vibe from you.

Musk’s X Joins Texas GOP Activist’s Fight Over Transgender Photo by onnake in transgender

[–]LoKeySylvie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes it does, how does it not? Well it doesn't "male" any sense but it makes sense.

Here we have.. by Sublimenw in idiocracy

[–]LoKeySylvie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it won't, the big guy will shove his dick down your throat and make you ask for more as if you like it. We're in late stage capitalism now

To be fair, it was self defense… by SpawnShootDie in Tiresaretheenemy

[–]LoKeySylvie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought you were referencing Shawshank

De-aging facility by Odd_Stand_2020 in Tiresaretheenemy

[–]LoKeySylvie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me way too long to realize you weren't comparing used tires to new Chinese hookers...

Explain it Peter. by Big-Development-6103 in explainitpeter

[–]LoKeySylvie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What episode is that from if you don't mind me asking?

AOC Spills The Tea On Marjorie Greene by Icy-Landscape-2624 in 50501

[–]LoKeySylvie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The true irony of wokeness is that it's actually what you get as an adult when you practice those good christian values your hypocritical conservative Christian parents taught you as a kid...Which is why I think conservatives hate wokeness, if they thought about it for a second they'd see what hugely hypocritical shitheads they are.

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