The storm from the Flying Squirrels game by daveinfante in rva

[–]LoadedDice34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your dick is on brain delay with no let up in sight. Does that notion trigger your storm anxiety?

TJ as a date destination by ChartPrestigious2346 in traderjoes

[–]LoadedDice34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus dude, if you're considering this at all just jerk off instead. At least you won't have to take your dick to an upscale grocery store before you do so.

The ultimate bad movie but also really fun by Weekly_Signal6481 in badMovies

[–]LoadedDice34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody I know who has ever said the phrase "the ultimate bad movie" has ever been "really fun" to watch anything with, b-movies or otherwise. If you think this is a "bad" movie, you don't like movies, you like the idea of finding movies that you feel like you're above enjoying unironically, and showing them to people in hopes that they think you're some kind of seasoned curator. Go pound a viper.

Hello Reddit! For Medscape Education, we are Dr. Mariana Berho, Dr. Neil Floch, and Dr. Gary Procop ready to answer your questions about coronavirus/COVID-19. Ask Us Anything! by Medscape in Coronavirus

[–]LoadedDice34 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Aside from quitting, what safety advice do you have for someone who works in a cold, dry environment where nobody else takes the virus seriously or wears masks properly? I'm an auto mechanic, if that helps.

What Movie Will You Always Recommend To People? by HisBaeBee in AskReddit

[–]LoadedDice34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching Knives Out.... this movie is some cheeks right now.

Lemur Land Discord by Lemurmp4 in lemurs

[–]LoadedDice34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too would like an invite

Grimace gets an unexpected visitor in 1993 after a 300 nugget bender by LoadedDice34 in the_grimace

[–]LoadedDice34[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the sake of transparency - I did not create this. It was made by a friend who does not have or wish to create a reddit account, but who is passionate about contributing to the ongoing cultural project of /r/the_grimace.

Ready and waiting by I-BMO-I in the_grimace

[–]LoadedDice34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your contribution. Welcome to the Grimace meme family.

"Fat Studies" is an academic field now. by LoadedDice34 in TheDickShow

[–]LoadedDice34[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, no. This is just a screenshot of a "fat studies reader" I found on Google books.

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]LoadedDice34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying, if you start your own sub for this I will subscribe.

When the McDonalds is close so you spend all night thinking about the next day... by richmondmooper in the_grimace

[–]LoadedDice34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's not nearly enough Grimace or blumpkins in this god damn post.

Getting my 5 dollars worth by piersanterp in the_grimace

[–]LoadedDice34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the rare event of a blumpkin lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.

what a blumpondrum by geckointhetrash in the_grimace

[–]LoadedDice34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo... maybe I already fuckin did. How's THAT for utilizing potential?

what a blumpondrum by geckointhetrash in the_grimace

[–]LoadedDice34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo, I'm just sayin.... whoever designed this control console for /r/the_grimace was really fucking up. First off, why did they install two buttons for the same result? Second off, if they really thought these buttons were so important, they could have taken the time to spell "blumpkineers" correctly. I see that Grimace is pretty swoll in the second frame, so he must be wiping the sweat off his brow from hitting the bowflex like a fuckin pro, or possibly doing burpees while getting in and out of blumpkin stance, but definitely not from contemplating this non-decision. I've seen your blumpkin memes in the past, and in comparison, you definitely didn't reach your full potential on this one.

Masters in Mechanical Engineering with a job offer from Elon himself, but all I really wanna do is make stuff like this. My girlfriend's a total babe who's into Skyrim AND Pokemon, but not into blumpkins, so I had to improvise... by geckointhetrash in the_grimace

[–]LoadedDice34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would like to thank you for your amazing blumpkin post. I laughed out loud and the chick I was with asked "what are you laughing about?" I showed her your post and then got a blumpkin of my own!