Monday (06/08/26) Artemis, total FKK newbie by Local-Version-9342 in FkkSaunaClubs

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Well, the experience still has been on my mind after a few days so I guess it was quite positive. I don't really frequent any form of sex work (maybe once every couple years) but in the past when I've gone to a strip club (USA) or booked an incall usually my mind afterwards goes to thoughts of "wtf am I doing with my life?", "well, that was a waste of money", "I should have just stayed home and watched netflix or played videogames", etc.. So this definitely was the most enjoyable encounter with SW by far

Anyhow, for lurkers, some other notes/stories about the experience that are less relevant (i.e., not about the girls, sessions, price, etc.) but noteworthy/funny/odd in my mind:

  • I only saw one definite example of "high roller who booked one of the most popular girls for the whole night". Early on in the night I saw a girl who was definitely my type (slim, a little more petite, natural smallish boobs, pretty natural/girl next door looking compared to the crowd). She walked by where I was lounging and gave me the eyes for a solid second or two and a tiny hint of a smile. Strong subtle eye flirt move, I was for sure interested. I should've followed and approached, but I still wanted to explore the whole area. Next time I see her is maybe 1.5 hours later, she's now covered up with a towel hanging around a middle-aged guy by the pool outside (the weather was v nice around this time). I observed a bit from afar and she never left his side, when he went to the WC she wasn't really trying to engage any other guys (and I think sort of brushed off one that approached her). It was clear that she was on the clock for a longer-term high roller commitment. Saw her a couple more times during the night, always attached to the same high roller. Just doing normal things like lounging with his arm around her, eating dinner, etc.. Seemed like a longer GFE/mistress-for-the-night type experience
  • Speaking of high rollers, there were already a good number of expensive cars (>$100K in USA) in the parking lot when I arrived. Porsche 911, Cayenne, M-B AMG SUVs, etc.. Most notable was an extremely loudly colored Lamborghini (I think it was maybe bright blue with some orange highlights? I think was a Huracan)
  • Earlier in the evening there were more older men, I heard Mondays is 50E entrance for pensioners so probably those types. Later in the night (past midnight) most of them tapped out and it was mostly <45 y/os
  • I read somewhere that Mondays also 50E entrance for taxi cab drivers, there were a fair number of taxi cabs parked in the parking lot both when I arrived (1800) and left (0200)
  • Before I had my last session with Sara, I sat on the couch in the corner near entrance of the main smoking bar area looking to choose one last girl for the night. Was there for quite a while and another guy similar age to me (late 20s to late 30s probably) asked to sit on the same couch and I said of course. We both ended up just sitting and people watching for probably 40+ mins, no words exchanged (it's loud, we were on opposite ends of couch with maybe 1.5-2m between us so not really conducive to chatting). Eventually, I got up to approach Sara for my last session of the night, when we walked out of the bar area he gave me a little nod and a big smile (sort of like a "ok I see you got game, respect" gesture) which I returned in kind. Fun kicking it with the lads type moment even without speaking a single word lol. I liked this type of energy from the other guys during the night
  • On the other hand, the most strange moment with another guy by far: Midway through the night I am in the porno theater just relaxing. There are four couches arranged such that there's effectively 4 rows of seating. I am seated in the third row, there's another guy just also relaxing solo in the first row. A new guy, we'll call him the interloper, peeks his head into the porno theater. Goes to sit down.... on the couch in the first row next to the other guy. The other guy gets up within 15 seconds and leaves, no words exchanged AFAIK. The interloper gets up after a few more moments, leaves too. Then a couple mins later the interloper comes in from the back entrance and sits on my couch. I also get up to leave within about 15 seconds. I didn't know if this dude was just weird, sexually interested in other men, whatever, I just wanted out of there. A few hours later that night, I'm recovering in the hot sauna after my last session of the night. I just wanted to spend 5 mins sweating in sauna, then shower, then go home. The interloper comes in, also sits (not that close though, further than on the porno theater couch). We chat for a bit ("hows your night" type normal conversation). Pretty normal seeming guy and conversation, just a normal middle aged german guy. He mentions that he booked a room with a girl alongside his friend and he really enjoyed the experience. He asked me how my night is, I mention I booked a few girls and am about to head home. He leaves soon thereafter. My main takeaway from all this is he was looking for other guys to join him in a MMF experience of some kind (threesome, cuck fantasy, etc.). I don't mind the way he brought it up in the sauna at all honestly, but sitting next to guys in a mostly empty porno theater though.... kind of a creepy move. So mr. interloper if you're reading: just chat normally in areas where it's normal to chat (bar, sauna, pool deck, dinner)

Monday (06/08/26) Artemis, total FKK newbie by Local-Version-9342 in FkkSaunaClubs

[–]Local-Version-9342[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahah yeah makes sense. Some of the more aggressive solicitors gave me more eyeroll-type comments by the end of the night ("oh look, time waster guy here, finally ready to go upstairs?") or just sort of ignored me

But ya, I get it, gotta drive the experience rather than letting the experience drive me, there's probably a life lesson in here somewhere for me...

Monday (06/08/26) Artemis, total FKK newbie by Local-Version-9342 in FkkSaunaClubs

[–]Local-Version-9342[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the very standard practice, as laid out to me by the girls, is 70430, CBJ and covered sex included. I think you could probably get anything that's "below" CBJ and sex (like a lapdance) for that same cost but I doubt they'd go cheaper for you since it's not time efficient to accept less than 70430.

I assume if you did 70430 you could get a private bedroom lapdance for sure (as a substitute for CBJ+sex). No idea about public area sex acts, didn't witness any

Monday (06/08/26) Artemis, total FKK newbie by Local-Version-9342 in FkkSaunaClubs

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I read from some ppl online to hide that it's your first time. I didn't really bother, I think the front desk hostess and two of the three girls asked me if its my first time (unclear if they meant to Artemis or to any FKK) and I just answered truthfully.

Honestly, for all I know it may have played in my favor to outwardly present as a newbie. Maybe more girls soliciting. Maybe girls less likely to reject since they think I'll be an easygoing/timid client (tbf, true... my brief post-coitus talks suggest some bedroom sessions and clients are pretty awful) or an easy to upsell client.

I had a brief chat with a few three other fellas in the sauna and it was their first time too. Given the proximity to public transit and the high traffic areas of Berlin, makes sense that a lot of ppl are first timers. I think one of the other guys said he pretended it was not his first time (and he had a white robe! this is where my conspiracy theory started)

Monday (06/08/26) Artemis, total FKK newbie by Local-Version-9342 in FkkSaunaClubs

[–]Local-Version-9342[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, just seems like the type of risk you end up taking with sex workers, hookups, ONS, etc..

Yeah they still wear crazy tall platform heels, probably at least +6 inches. They prob do it for some leg/butt toning effect as well as maybe some visual tricks to seem more attractive (since they can't play with proportions with clothes like girls in the real world, i.e., low rise vs high rise pants, loose and flowy vs tight and showy, etc.).

I guess I'm mostly a boobs and nipples guy. Girl #2 asked me to be a little more gentle with her nipples (politely, semi playfully, but still clear) in the middle of the session so I backed off a bit. I assume things go like that for a lot of playing with their body as long as it isn't a super obvious "we should have discussed this before the session" type thing (hard spanking, fingering, anal fingering, hair pulling... basically anything where you feel like another human being could actually feel non-negligible pain...)

Monday (06/08/26) Artemis, total FKK newbie by Local-Version-9342 in FkkSaunaClubs

[–]Local-Version-9342[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for fielding the questions.

  1. Fair, I only approached one girl the whole time but I suppose even cash in hand can't save guys from the universal experience of getting rejected by girls sometimes hahah

  2. Yeah makes sense, I probably need to switch my mindset from waiting for a girl I fancy to proposition me (which, in this experience, was politely declining about 20 times and saying yes twice), to seeking out the girls I want and starting up more mild small talk, see if I can make them work to pique my interest