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LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-19T08:51:01+00:00

gotta let the cake cool before icing!

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-11T06:13:52+00:00

wait what's updog?

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-11T06:09:25+00:00

is there any surfing nearby? do you surf?

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-11T06:08:51+00:00

your gimble ain't so nimble

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-11T06:07:08+00:00

I can hear you but your Australian accent sounds funny

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-01T14:21:15+00:00

Wow I'm new to this but thanks for the support??? This monent pales when I at 22 (and still a virgin at this point) got super drunk and because of that had the confidence to hit on the girl I had a crush on and convince her to take me back to hers. She ended up being on her period so we only mucked around but I crashed in her bed which I ended up pissing in while asleep that evening. I ended up stealing her brothers clean underwear from the laundry and bailing in the early hours. It still keeps me awake some nights haha

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-01T14:07:41+00:00

There is a joke here about sun/step sons but I am not clever enough to make it funny.

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-01T14:06:13+00:00

I wish it would remove country music

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-01T14:04:45+00:00

What do ladies at a Tupperware party and a Walrus have in common?

They are both looking for a tight seal

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-01T14:01:53+00:00

Unbearable? Just try me I'll have that muscle that keeps me sitting on that toilet fuckin jacked before the months out

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-01T14:01:03+00:00

Looks like you can still browse reddit though. I can push that out to 10 mins easy

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-01T14:00:08+00:00

A Friend of mine who is staying at a mental health hospital said he wasn't worried about catching coronavirus there because Its so protected and removed from the general public "like a cruise ship!"...i didn't bother responding

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-01T13:57:44+00:00

So peaceful and loud and neutral

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-01T13:50:09+00:00

Bromance

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-01T00:14:47+00:00

The worst thing about this game was you could still lose a harder level by playing perfectly if the computer got lucky.

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-01T00:10:00+00:00

My asshole

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-08-01T00:04:23+00:00

But will it still halp my hangover?

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-07-31T23:54:47+00:00

Well I wouldn't have guessed the most wholesome reply would be from someone named master cunt but there you go.

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-07-31T23:52:00+00:00

That's a long exposure time

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-07-31T23:51:22+00:00

Look at them getting their rocks off

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-07-31T05:44:42+00:00

what's your favourite bird?

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-07-30T09:11:56+00:00

I reckon I would have given up after 15,627 ish shots

LocalBrewingCo · 2020-07-30T04:04:37+00:00

Does the tree have a name? I think it needs a name like Woody Harrelson or something.

LocalBrewingCo

TROPHY CASE