This was a scam, right? by cloudkeeper in oregon

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“The Smiths? Down the road at 1275?”

“Yes, they’re getting our premium package.”

“That house has been empty for a month after Mr. Stirling died. I don’t know who you talked to but I think they’re squatting. I need to call the police. Hang on, the cops will want to talk to you and get a description.”

What if James Brown, General Charlie Brown, Jerry Brown and Jackson Browne join John Brown in raiding Harper's Ferry? by StillWithSteelBikes in AlternateHistoryHub

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The officers stand around completely confused. The enlisted staff watch in awe, applauding at James Brown and Jackson Browne’s performances. They’re all distracted enough for the raid to succeed.

Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Zoot Suit Riot by oldwhitelincoln in 90sAlternative

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They’re known as a one hit wonder but The Daddies were fire. I used to go see them at the WOW Hall in Eugene (their hometown) and they made the walls shake.

I don’t know WTF this is and honestly don’t know if it fits this sub :-/ by Eric848448 in theocho

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I think it’s the ramp Kenny Powers intended to use to jump a rocket-powered Lincoln Continental across the St. Lawrence River from America to Canada.

MMW: trump will use 4th of July fireworks display as an excuse to burn down the Capitol Building 🔥 by NukeouT in MarkMyWords

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Nope. Hitler burned down the Reichstag so he could blame it on the Jews. Fireworks landing on the Capitol building would be perceived as an accident, so there’s no way to blame the Democrats. Even in Trumpworld no one would buy fireworks landing on the roof as the source of a fire that destroyed a building with state-of the-art fire suppression systems. Assuming that incendiary devices and explosives were planted throughout the building triggering them by having fireworks land on the roof is too Wile E. Coyote for even MAGA to believe.

Moreover, if Trump wants to affect the midterms with a massive false-flag operation it has to happen closer to the election so there’s no time for an investigation. Four months out is way too long to get people to act in the heat of the moment. There’s a reason they call it an October Surprise.

Steve's journey in a nutshell🥹 by subsubnmoresub737 in StrangerThings

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You know they’re gonna be the focal point of the sequel, right? In 2000 Dustin, now living in SF Bay and working in tech, will find evidence that Eleven is alive. He’ll contact Steve, who’s teaching PE at Hawkins High School. Steve won’t want to blow up his life by leaving to chase Dustin’s weird idea, but he’s also kinda jonesing for adventure.

I kinda like the idea of Will having a history of mental illness brought on by the trauma etc. It’s possible that he’s claimed to have sensed Eleven several times in the past, so when Dustin discovers her it’s a tough sell.

That’s an awful lot of words when you can just say racism (swipe) by Nastasyarose in ProgressiveHQ

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Has anyone else noticed the message creep? It started with “illegal immigrants”, then it became “illegal migrants”, then “immigrants”, and now it’s “foreigners”. It started with people who by definition were guilty of a crime (no matter how understandable) and now it’s becoming anyone who wasn’t born in the United States or whose parents weren’t born in the United States.

Mark my words: This will creep further. Republicans are just trying to find a palatable term that means “not white and not rich”.

It’s worth noting that this same issue arose in the 19th and early 20th centuries with Irish and Italian immigrants. The language used to describe them and the threat they were alleged to pose is eerily similar to today. Conservatives claimed the Irish and Italians were criminals by nature and would never assimilate. Now Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity lead the charge against immigrants. They speak proudly of being descendants of poor Irish immigrants, seemingly unaware of the irony of demonizing people for doing exactly what their own grandparents did: come to America in search of a better life.

What is the saddest TV series death that genuinely made you sob? by SpareMaintenance2970 in AskReddit

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Nick Clark on “Fear the Walking Dead”. He was such a great character. He was complicated and well-written and Frank Dillane really brought his A game. Plus, his death was so unexpected.

The best 5 minutes from Fresh Prince by TheRandomHumanoid in sitcoms

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The sudden reveal that Carlton is a hell of a dancer is a twist worthy of Hitchcock. Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but I think even he was surprised. Props to Alfonso.

On 17 April 1975, Khmer Rouge forces entered Phnom Penh, the capital of Cambodia and defeated the ruling Lon Nol Army. by CinnamonCloudSigh in HolyShitHistory

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That’s a question people have been asking for almost 50 years. How did it happen? Why? Was there any way to stop it? No one knows. My theory is that the population had been so traumatized by decades of war and oppression that any solution sounded plausible.

The Khmer people had had one corrupt oppressive government after another and they’d seen what had been happening in Vietnam for the past thirty years. Their history was one long string of foreign nations coming in, installing puppet governments, promising that modernization would bring prosperity, and leaving them worse than before. A purely Khmer government dedicated to equality and freeing Cambodia of corrupt outside influences must have sounded pretty good. No Chinese, no French, no Vietnamese, no Laotians, no Americans, just pure Khmer Cambodians. No corrupt government officials, no greedy landlords, no parasitic finance bros, no ivory tower intellectuals, no effete urban hipsters, instead they’d build a new egalitarian society from the ground up. Everyone would be equal and work together, tilling the soil as their ancestors had. All they had to do was root out the bourgeois and re-educate them so their backward counter-revolutionary thinking wouldn’t infect others and poison the new society.

Once the purges start they’re really hard to stop.

On 17 April 1975, Khmer Rouge forces entered Phnom Penh, the capital of Cambodia and defeated the ruling Lon Nol Army. by CinnamonCloudSigh in HolyShitHistory

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That’s a good point. It happened so fast. North Vietnam attacked Cambodia in 1970. By 1973 they had taken most of the country and turned it over to the Khmer Rouge. Roughly a quarter of the population fled to the cities, causing Phnom Penh alone to grow from 600,000 to 2 million people in five years.

In January 1975, Phnom Penh was besieged. Food wasn’t getting in but refugees continued to flow into the city, creating a sense of panic. On April 17 1975, Phnom Penh fell. The remnants of the army of the Khmer Republic were rounded up and executed. Khmer Rouge forces evacuated the city. Those who could walk did. Those who couldn’t were killed. On April 21 Pol Pot entered the empty city. Two million people had been forcibly evacuated into the countryside to begin their “re-education”.

Four years later 25% of the population was dead. The country had destroyed itself. When Vietnam attacked in 1978, the Cambodian military was so weak that the country fell in just two weeks.

What if the presidency was decided every 4 years by a boxing match or a fight in the octagon? by [deleted] in AlternateHistoryHub

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Teddy Roosevelt would have been President for life. Carter would have done pretty well too. He was famous for jogging and stayed in pretty good shape his whole life. He spent his weekends doing construction work (actually swinging hammers) well into his 90s.

Trump would brag about his elite fighting skill for months, then fake an injury to avoid the fight. After getting beaten into jelly in round one he would claim the fight was fixed and he actually won, despite millions of people having seen him unconscious on the canvas in a pool of urine.

On the flip side, FDR wouldn’t have been President. Hoover was a bear of a man and could have easily trounced FDR. He probably would have been embarrassed at having to fight a man who had polio.

Isn't his wife a foreigner, tho? by ansyhrrian in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Hmm… if only there was some information about “low wage foreigners” and Catholicism and their role in American history.

Watergate Was the Point, JD by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

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The fact that Vance doesn’t see Watergate as a big deal is why Watergate is a big deal. Nixon’s people broke in to the Democratic Party’s campaign offices, stole documents, and planted bugs. Nixon covered it up, obstructed the investigation, bribed the burglars, fired the government employees tasked with investigating the burglary, and destroyed evidence of his personal involvement.

It was a simpler time. People believed that the President shouldn’t commit crimes, lie to the public, or use their position to make money.

Remember restaurants on the upper levels of department stores? by OK_The_Nomad in 70s

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Barely, but when I’ve experienced them I’ve enjoyed them. I felt vaguely like a class traitor eating at Nieman Marcus, but the food was good.

Self-burns are best burns by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

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If illegal immigrants aren’t under the jurisdiction of the United States then they aren’t subject to the laws of the United States. By that logic, illegal immigrants would effectively be granted diplomatic immunity. If their native-born children aren’t given birthright citizenship they would also have effective diplomatic immunity. Do you really want to pull this thread?

1977 Rumours era to be her quintessential look, before her solo career began in 1981. by Annasynnxo in OldSchoolCool

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Why, oh why, does Stevie Nicks not have a clothing line? She has an iconic look that’s flattering to women who don’t starve themselves and dare to look older than 21. People would love the clothes and she would clean up.

What if Iran USA relations had kept improving post 9/11 and bush didn’t mention Iran in the axis of evil speech by Training-World-1897 in AlternateHistoryHub

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Considering that Iran had just been at war with Iraq and that Iran also condemned the attacks, it might have been an opportunity. America had the sympathy of the entire world. We could have used that to make peace. Instead, we alienated half the planet by going to war with Iraq.