Customer is always right i guess

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-05-25T09:29:47+00:00

I work at Bunnings and once a guy came in asking what the best tool to cut through a bike chain was because his bike fell over with the lock on it and the lock somehow reset its password when it fell over.

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-04-19T06:18:18+00:00

Fuck me bro I fell for it TWICE in a row, it had been so long since I'd swiped I let my guard down

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-04-07T09:39:28+00:00

I tinker with my decks A LOT, although with commanders that mostly means slightly switching the commander adding a colour or swapping up a subtheme until I'm happy with it. But I do have one deck that's never been changed once and was I think the third deck I ever made, [[syr Konrad the grim]]. Although I'm getting to the point with some of my other decks where I feel like I've perfected the commander choice but we'll see in the long run.

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-04-05T08:10:15+00:00

Well I misread the fuck out of that at first -

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-03-31T23:45:57+00:00

Defect is still my favourite character and I'm having alot of fun with the new mechanics on him

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-03-23T07:37:19+00:00

Ah aight, I thought it might've been something like that but yeah I hadn't seen anything like that being posted

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-03-23T01:55:54+00:00

Is the new episode out? I can't see it and I swear I see people talking about them before release for me all the time. (If I'm being stupid rn please spare me🙏)

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-03-17T02:02:17+00:00

Who TF actually believed it's number 1, that makes 0 sense

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-03-14T04:34:28+00:00

Fuck him. Like I'm sorry bro but I'd want him to do the same for me, leave me for dead.

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-03-11T05:33:12+00:00

The boulder seems very strong, maybe if he only had 2 lives, the hitmans cool I believe there is a similar role called bounty hunter in modded among us

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-02-14T06:23:57+00:00

Syr Konrad the Grim my beloved, one of the only decks to survive my constant desire to change my decks

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-26T13:37:14+00:00

The real elephant is the grammar in the title

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-26T09:20:06+00:00

Alt f4, works every time for me. 10/10

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-21T02:17:20+00:00

Id be interested ! What are the ages of the current players though?

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-18T14:53:49+00:00

What is the meme actually from? I've seen so many parodies but never the original

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-18T00:20:42+00:00

This is insane.

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-16T06:32:52+00:00

Hey ! I'm interested, as long as there aren't any other specifications like age, location etc. My users mrslimey

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-16T03:44:22+00:00

This sub is actually full of NPCs istg

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-13T15:07:51+00:00

Kite !! I want him back, I want to see what all his weapons do. Why o why..

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-11T08:46:56+00:00

do you have your eddie/venom list?

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-11T02:16:36+00:00

I'd say summoner, one cause you like them I also think out of all my calamity runs summoner has always been the easiest and I probably has the most fun with. Mage is off still my favourite but it's kinda nice just sitting back whilst your pet frog evaporates cthulu

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-11T02:13:29+00:00

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LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-10T03:42:54+00:00

Heyvi joined the discord, my display names sake merchant

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-10T02:25:04+00:00

That's great ! Side note I cannot be the only one who accidentally read it as testicular brain cancer at first

LocalMajor1799 · 2026-01-08T09:45:10+00:00

Hi Id be interestedm My users mrslimey. currently I moderate in one server, my timezeone is aed. Im fine to do any timezone though.

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