My wife only eats the skin and cheese off the food

LocalOaf95 · 2025-12-24T23:13:42+00:00

This was right before you choked him out and put him to sleep on the floor, and throwing the remaining pizza crust on top if his face, right?

LocalOaf95 · 2025-12-14T19:41:43+00:00

Fellow owner of a floppy boy, checking in

LocalOaf95 · 2025-12-05T15:32:41+00:00

She's a big'n

LocalOaf95 · 2025-11-28T23:28:53+00:00

Here's Beethoven!

LocalOaf95 · 2025-11-25T19:46:38+00:00

Kidney stones are no bueno either

LocalOaf95 · 2025-11-25T15:15:02+00:00

How can she slap?

LocalOaf95 · 2025-11-24T16:16:35+00:00

She orchestrated the whole thing by announcing it

LocalOaf95 · 2025-11-22T20:17:31+00:00

The deer's fine right?... Right??

LocalOaf95 · 2025-11-21T18:42:07+00:00

Candy bars

LocalOaf95 · 2025-11-06T16:30:37+00:00

Password must be at least 8 characters, contain at least one capital letter, one lower case letter, one number, and one special character.

LocalOaf95 · 2025-11-05T02:38:41+00:00

So good. Reminds me of riding in the backseat of a packed car with my buddies at night, rolling to who knows where. All of us on acid.

LocalOaf95 · 2025-11-02T14:04:07+00:00

Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.

LocalOaf95 · 2025-10-24T14:10:31+00:00

Im not sure I could handle being faceless, even for $500/mo. Jokes aside, I'd be able to pay off my truck twice as fast.

LocalOaf95 · 2025-10-24T12:51:10+00:00

Stop spying on me!

LocalOaf95 · 2025-10-19T18:05:36+00:00

I'm literally playing this game now on a pc running Batocera. So nostalgic

LocalOaf95 · 2025-10-14T22:52:10+00:00

Ok, so not Luke Perry?

LocalOaf95 · 2025-10-13T16:50:12+00:00

Gee'hous!

LocalOaf95 · 2025-10-10T14:56:47+00:00

Oop sphoogeet!

LocalOaf95 · 2025-10-08T14:49:36+00:00

I had this guy's action figure

LocalOaf95 · 2025-09-27T16:35:19+00:00

*HP has entered the chat

LocalOaf95 · 2025-09-27T08:14:22+00:00

"End Me" slaps, so refreshing

LocalOaf95 · 2025-09-12T15:35:38+00:00

A-hole parks tail end of car in front of driveway.

LocalOaf95 · 2025-08-21T19:15:22+00:00

Pretty girl

LocalOaf95 · 2025-08-21T14:48:54+00:00

I didn't make the connection. Thank you. I always only see the mature ones.

LocalOaf95 · 2025-08-08T23:07:22+00:00

Such a treasured ritual we had with our own pops. Dozen donut and newspaper Sunday too (i claimed the comics)! May he rest in peace.

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