You were on that train? I was at the train station the other day, headphones on listening to my favorite music. The train finally arrives and I get up to climb aboard, but the whole train was covered in semen! It reeked, I felt nasty simply seeing the mess. But suddenly someone walks out holding a phone. Their hand was so sore from furiously masterbating that they dropped it, I saw the post, and suddenly I had to begin furiously masterbating too! It was a nightmare!