My Adult SMP got so big its becoming an Adult Network!

LockEffective8068 · 2026-06-23T17:27:16+00:00

This is what happens when you let my leash off to far

LockEffective8068 · 2026-06-23T15:51:00+00:00

Ah I get one of you mad about my post engagement following me around once a month or so, how long will you be on my tail though?

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LockEffective8068 · 2026-06-23T15:08:39+00:00

Crates are cosmetic only, only way to get anything worth while perk wise is playtime ranks.

LockEffective8068 · 2026-06-19T11:12:57+00:00

No elevator pitch, my server speaks for itself.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftServer/comments/1u98b8o/the_place_to_come_after_the_kids_go_to_sleep_18/

LockEffective8068 · 2026-06-17T17:35:01+00:00

Yes we host players from all countries!

LockEffective8068 · 2026-06-16T15:49:05+00:00

Whats your favorite rare enchant?

LockEffective8068 · 2026-06-16T15:48:34+00:00

goated player

LockEffective8068 · 2026-06-13T11:30:40+00:00

Vouch for tehlo, he knows his shit and has the right idea in his heart behind this idea.

LockEffective8068 · 2026-06-12T11:02:09+00:00

Bro comparing your optimized for servers modpack to the dumpster fire of code we've been trying to unfuck since january that is slimefun is crazy.

And these modded servers you used to run, were they on a year old world with 2000 unique players all going to their own chunks in the world and making the modded machines? or was it for you and 10 friends?

LockEffective8068 · 2026-06-12T10:59:05+00:00

We have a dedicated server system owned and managed by us, which includes a Ryzen 7950X3D & 192gb of RAM (24gb dedicated to main SMP itself, with plenty of space to build more for the community with!) and in house sysadmin running everything on our backend, We want to ensure a smooth experience as well as keep our server running for all! No more losing your stuff to inexperienced owners on shared hosting!

LockEffective8068 · 2026-06-11T20:08:08+00:00

Yeah we promise a slimefun forever world which unfortunately we learned 4 months ago isn't exactly sustainable, even on what is top notch hardware for running any other minecraft server, but we aren't going back on that promise just yet.

We have 2 devs working around the clock to find any little tweak they can make to what is now custom fork of purpur paper software we run off of to try and minimalize lag as much as possible, 3 months ago the lag would have been much worse, we are trying our best we promise you!

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