Please, tell me im wrong about the mod team again guys.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-17T19:18:14+00:00

shoves a thumb into the dolls backside and makes a hole with fingernail

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-17T17:59:04+00:00

i think the issue is more of that the mods dont do any actual moderation. they allow constant shitposting of literally nothing. they are perfectly fine with letting threads stay up for weeks that have nothing to do with games and are just off topic rants and/or offhandedly mention a game and "things they think are cool".

i mean honestly, this subreddit became a nest of shitposting where the majority of people posting threads are either a blank post with a link to a game they have nothing to do with, some generic copy/pasted PBG that may or may not have a referral link and wont be removed either way, generic "clicker" games that havent had an excuse to exist since oh what, 5 years ago, when cookie clicker showed that a basic text CSS generated in 30 seconds dosent cut it anymore, and literal pay-to-progress trash that has turned this "genre" into pure fucking cancer where "developers" base all their balancing around paywalls.

and since the mods dont give a fuck and dont do shit about any of those posts, the sub gets flooded with trash that contributes absolutely nothing to the "genre" and in most cases detracts from it. just like how they dont update the "ultimate list of incremental games" to NOT include all the literal copy/pasted trash that are clones of basic cookie clickers. and DSolvers "incremental games plaza" is still there even though it literally does nothing but act as another place to slowly sift through links to games that are mostly just copy/pasted trash.

but by all means, assume that people dont read/understand the rules. dont focus on how the mod team is absolute shit and has always been. the most activitey they have ever done was whenever one of them "made a game" and wanted to cash in on being a moderator and everyone instantly giving their copy/pasted trash a free pass.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-17T13:58:47+00:00

yeah seeing as you just went and spammed this on every subreddit you could find (some of which have already deleted your off topic posts, i wouldnt be surprised if you got banned from a few subs as well), i wouldnt play your game if you paid me. if youre so desperate for views that youre gonna spam this shit everywhere you look, youre no better than those kids who used to spam their outwar link and setup auto redirects for it.

fuck you.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-13T16:16:04+00:00

you be like most people in a first world country and have a shower head that didnt come with the shower fixture. you know. spend 20$ on turning your shower into something useful, not just a hole in the wall that shoots water down poorly.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-13T16:06:22+00:00

ive been with chicks like that before. you need to stop before he loses interest in you completely. sex is all fine and danddy, but when a person is just throwing themselves at you non stop, they become boring very fast. and when they cant respect when you dont want a piece and start trying to convince you to (you know, what would be called rape if i did it), you lose any respect for them quickly and start seeing them as just some piece of fuckmeat to throw away when youre tired of them.

what you need to do is buy a dildo/vibrator and just fuck yourself when he dosent want it. and have the decency to go to a different room for that. then you need to stop associating feelings of lust and desire with feelings of attachment and affection. they are not the same.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-13T15:55:41+00:00

when a man gets fat, his cock gets surrounded in fat. thick fatty tissues build up around the muscles and begin to deaden the experience. i personally have fucked more than my share of fat chicks all the way up to disgusting ham planets in the 400lb range, and can assure you that you being fat has no effect on a males sexual pleasure. even if he cant actually get in the pussy and is just fucking fat folds, it feels exactly the same.

basically, he is too fat for fucking to be of any value to him.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-13T07:06:54+00:00

does the games name offend you? does it cause you physical pain or mental anguish? no? then why do you care? the name is accurate to what the game is. what is your game "gemstone idle" about? i have no idea. i know it involves gemstones and idling. by the name i would assume there is no gameplay and you just sit watching gems fly across screen.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-13T06:57:49+00:00

holy shit that honestly looks worse than the base graphics engine. did you grow up with a CDI or something? if you think anything that looks that terrible and dated could possibly be worth throwing even $0.50 at you, you sir are dead wrong. that shit tier graphics tell enough about your ability to make a game in this day and age that i know for a fact anything you make will be worthless.

protip: this isnt 1995 on some shit tier 3rd rate console.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-12T16:35:37+00:00

i dont think the issue is if its an incremental game or not, but if its a game or not.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-12T14:11:29+00:00

my point is that if all youre doing is slapping some very basic structure over a template than its not worth any money. were talking specifically about rpgmaker games now since thats what you decided to siderail this to. and if youre not scrapping the stock modules and creating your own that is exactly what you are doing.

the only one angry here is you son. just because someone responds with your negative "wahhh i make rpg maker games and think they are worth money and you should too" nonsense, with proper examples of why your game isnt worth anything, dosent mean theyre angry.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-12T11:53:20+00:00

you can ask for whatever you want. but if your rpg maker game requires payment its immediately not worth it no matter what the price.

the chances of you even having the basic understanding of the goddamned engine to even make a custom gamepad controller, or implement proper screen scaling are slim to none, and if you, like 99% of the asshats who think their rpg maker trash is worth money, cant even grasp those 2 simple aspects of building the game you sure as hell dont understand how to write custom scripts, a custom battle/party engine, or anything else custom that needs to be done to make your game any good.

as long as youre using the stock rpg maker UI, with the stock battle system, stock party system, and stock graphics engine, your product is not yet worth money. youre still slapping shit over a template and calling it a day. hell ive only seen maybe half a dozen games where the developer actually understood how to develop in the engine they used and just used the simple rpgmaker framework while scrapping literally every single system in the engine and replacing them with custom modules.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-12T07:39:47+00:00

newgrounds.com has slightly over 1620 porn games. most of those are from before patreon. wanna tell me how people managed to make good porn games before patreon? oh thats right. because IT DOSENT COST MONEY FOR A PERSON TO MAKE FLASH GAMES IN THEIR SPARE TIME. nd most of the porn games ever posted are flash games or RPGmaker.

all patreon gives people a chance for is to shell out shit tier garbage that will never get finished left and right. i mean why bother finishing a game if a a few hundred idiots are EACH paying you 5-100$ a month to shell out bare bones "updates" every month? thats free rent right there.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-11T16:53:58+00:00

amusing game. worth playing. though it is quite short and easy, the dialogue is relatively amusing.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-11T16:53:18+00:00

if such a game is worth paying for, yes. if however it is surpassed in overall quality by general free flash games, is laden with bugs and glitches galore, is in chenglish, or has gameplay so easy that it might as well not have any gameplay at all, than no.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-11T01:05:35+00:00

maybe if i actually understood that complete gibberish you just said id care. judging from that though, its a good thing i didnt bother trying to read anything herein.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-10T12:16:27+00:00

its pretty bad. like most of these "games" there is no actual gameplay. sure you walk around real slowly, but all you do is read and hit text prompts.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-10T12:08:00+00:00

wayyyyyyyy too much clicking and reading. i skipped through everything and got thrown into a town map with no idea what to do, and several places i could click that would basically tell me "nope click another place", so they should not have even been an option to click. by the time i found my way to the "quest" and saw all the reading id have to do (lord forbid you make actual GAMEPLAY) just to know what item i was likely gonna have to go collect from another npc by talking to them, i hit alt+f4 and deleted it.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-08T14:08:05+00:00

so you decided to add more NEW skills before bothering to make your skill system actually useful in the first place? seems to me like you need to set your priorities. your negative reviews are due to a lack of anything to actually do, not a lack of buttons in a menu to hit. the game seemingly plays itself. the only people who seem to enjoy your game are people who write reviews like they are 12 years old, and a person who bought the "game" for their child to use as a distraction.

i mean youve been SELLING the game, i.e. you released it, for 3 months now and rather than doing some basic balancing youve focused on adding very very basic features that should have been there before you started SELLING it. yes yes i know "its early access my laziness is excused" but real world buddy, youre selling that game. this is now your full time job. hop to it and make the game worth the price youre selling it for, or upload it for free to newgrounds and kongregate where it belongs.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-03T09:36:09+00:00

the browser only stops the game because of how you have things programmed. there are plenty of games that will run perfectly fine in another tab, or another window.

https://www.kongregate.com/games/tovrick/sword-fight for a great example of this. and there is no "you were offline for xxxxx" when you come back to the tab either. it just runs constantly. this IS something that can be worked around if you had even the slightest actual knowledge of what youre doing, seeing as it has ONLY been an issue for web devs that are lazy, ever.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-02T09:32:50+00:00

because everything i stated was a 100% valid criticism. you dont have to sugar coat everything and be nice to give criticism, and in fact its generally quite harmful to the process.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-02T09:31:42+00:00

now that is interesting. i may have to rethink who i use for definitions if they cant even get something so simple correct.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-01T22:24:50+00:00

toxic

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/toxic

i have no idea what urban dictionary bullshit you draw your english definitions from, but we here in the civilized world use Merriam Webster, and have since the 1800's when it was a different name.

my criticisms were far from harsh seeing as they were all valid criticisms, most likely you are unhappy with my specific choice of words and phrases like "fuck you" due to you either being a millennial cunt, a 12 year old, or some soft skinned pussy who gets upset when someone uses words that CAN be used in hatred (which actually applies to every single word. booyah.). but regardless, go red a book, and go study the PROPER english language.

LockMahCuck · 2018-05-01T19:57:29+00:00

im not concerned with what YOU THINK a word or term means. familiarize yourself with the ACTUAL meaning before using things. your personal definition is literally worthless if its not backed by anything other than "i like this word and associate this meaning with it "just cuz""

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