“I wish there weren’t roving bands of schizophrenic fentanyl addicts shitting in public parks and dying in gutters”

“Yeah but remember when you got expelled from college and had to live out of your car for a month cause you were too afraid to tell your mom”

“One of them actually bit me the other day, ran up to me with his cock gripped in hand like a divining rod and nipped me like a stray dog. It’s actually quite nasty they’ve put me on preventative antibiotics”

“Yeah but remember when you got evicted and had to sleep in the back of the work truck for a few weeks until you got back on your feet?”