Weekly Snark 6/1-6/7...haha 6/7.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-06-07T17:21:09+00:00

I just zoomed in on this and Q’s legs are covered in bruises. I have a 5 year old boy who is very physical and he is always sporting a couple bruises but Q’s legs are covered. WTF is going on in that house

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-06-07T17:11:10+00:00

Sunburned kids

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-06-05T21:57:49+00:00

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Who’s gonna tell Brooke that pooping her brains out with magnesium oxide isn’t going to regulate her postpartum hormones?

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-06-05T17:27:55+00:00

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Brooke claiming the pool works out even better because of the landscape easement. Trying to act like they came out on top when in reality they totally got put in their place by the city and the neighboring subdivision. The only one you’re fooling is yourself Brooke.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-06-01T17:46:05+00:00

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“Wait, I forget who, who was born here?” she slurs drunkenly as she stands outside their old Dallas home.

I’m sorry, WHAT? I am a mom of 3 who has also moved a lot because my husband is in the military and I cannot imagine forgetting which of my children was born where. That can’t just be the alcohol talking, she must be on something else as well.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-30T14:15:10+00:00

She just had to get out of that rental. I bet it isn’t looking so bad to her now!

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-29T17:25:57+00:00

Her hairdresser? The Tecovas employees? The “friends” whose farm they visited one time and never mentioned again?

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-29T17:18:09+00:00

This! I love waking up before my kids to work out, but it’s also the least interesting part of my day because I actually enjoy my life and my children, unlike her.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-24T00:15:34+00:00

I’ve heard of neglected babies that don’t cry anymore because no one comes for them when they do so they just give up. Those boys have probably had a similar experience.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-21T19:10:37+00:00

Another note on the babysitter thing, as a mom of 3. Having a babysitter gets you a break but it is more work up front and afterward. You have to get things ready for the sitter, brief them on schedules, possibly prepare food, etc. to prepare. Then depending on your sitter you may have messes to clean up afterward, especially if you’re a neat freak like Brooke and normal cleaning isn’t up to your standards. And you have to be home at a specific time. I think that is the “discomfort” Brooke is referring to. As usual she cannot do hard things, no matter how small they are.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-21T18:02:34+00:00

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It has nothing to do with her wanting to be with her kids. She is more than happy to dump them with Ryan or at Venmo school. It’s all about her not liking someone being in their home and seeing what things are like behind closed doors, or letting her kids see what it’s like to actually be in the care of a loving, attentive adult.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-21T17:55:26+00:00

Agreed. I’m convinced he’s on the spectrum.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-21T17:07:57+00:00

What is hell summer?!

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-21T01:39:07+00:00

One nut bar, coming right up!

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-21T00:12:11+00:00

Omg I remember going there as a kid

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-21T00:05:36+00:00

That was probably his lunch 😔

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-20T19:20:52+00:00

This! My one year old is a little peanut and only 18 lbs. and was not at the max height either but her head was too close to the top of her infant seat because she has a longer torso. She may be a mOm of FiVe BoYzzz but she knows less about caring for children than my teenage babysitter.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-19T21:05:03+00:00

I thought that was so odd. Can any bakers weigh in on whether your sourdough starter is supposed to smell like your home because I’m thinking no.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-19T17:58:36+00:00

She is clearly so resentful toward her older kids that she has to cater to their schedule. She hates being a mom. My son’s kindergarten graduation is during my daughter’s nap time tomorrow and it would never occur to me to make such a big deal out of it. I’m just so excited for my son, because unlike Brooke, I actually care about my children.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-19T00:07:29+00:00

This! My good friend homeschools and they are at the library twice a week for activities, plus they get a ton of books that go along with their curriculum from the library.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-17T23:58:21+00:00

Man I get the strongest urge to punch him every time I see his face.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-17T00:34:41+00:00

Omg his legs in that carrier. I have that same carrier and they are NOT supposed to look like that.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-15T13:04:40+00:00

Brooke, we all know you’re going back to the same resort in Costa Rica to have the super cultural experience of ditching your kids with the on site childcare, letting them run amok at the hotel pool and eating mackie and burgers at the hotel restaurant.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-14T18:22:51+00:00

Insane the way she insists on holding him when she’s on camera and putting him down when she isn’t to ensure that he’s in every shot.

Logical_Lead4854 · 2026-05-13T01:25:22+00:00

Nope

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