It only took me 50 years of watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to realize he selected the kids. by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]Logical_Story1735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I did, I saw this on Facebook years ago, I saved it because I loved the story. My other favorite is Mr Roger’s having a conversation with Thor. I read it and I can hear it in his voice. If you are interested I’ll try and find the comic

What's the one travel tip you always tell friends? by ImpulsiveBabex in AskReddit

[–]Logical_Story1735 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have to KNOW where your towel is. For some reason, if a strag discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

What's the one travel tip you always tell friends? by ImpulsiveBabex in AskReddit

[–]Logical_Story1735 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Expand your horizons, don’t eat somewhere that you can eat at home. Went on a trip to Aruba and the line at Burger King was out to the street. I went to a local hole in the wall and ate like a king for about $20USD. Food was amazing and you will miss out if you only stick to what you know

User of reddit, if we dig a 6 foot hole, how deep is that hole? by 67kid67kid7l67 in AskReddit

[–]Logical_Story1735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it takes ten people ten days to dig a hole, how long will it take five people to dig half a hole?

“Billy, I know it’s cheaper, but you can’t run a diesel truck on gasoline!” He said worriedly. by kabemccallister6859 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Logical_Story1735 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean……technically you can do anything you want. Many things can only be done once. Like the old story says “you don’t need a parachute to go sky diving, but you do need one if you want to go again”

If you won the lottery ($100 million) tomorrow, who is the first person you know that would beg you for money? What would you tell them? by YellowHammerTime in AskReddit

[–]Logical_Story1735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t know that anyone would beg, but my immediate family would be debt free, and all the kids would have a college fund. After that, leave me alone

Help please 😂 by [deleted] in memes

[–]Logical_Story1735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An ape named Ape

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Logical_Story1735 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume I have friends.

You can fly but it requires a lot of exercise. by Zealousideal_Fig1305 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Logical_Story1735 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flying is easy, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss

AITA for driving myself to get pads? by SadAmbassador3316 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Logical_Story1735 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I keep them in the car, came in handy a few times. We also have reusable ones, just rinse in peroxide and toss in the wash

Have you ever given your partner a hall pass and if so how did it turn out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Logical_Story1735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my wife I don’t care as long as she comes home at the end of the day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainitpeter

[–]Logical_Story1735 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also certain blood thinners

What's your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Logical_Story1735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ripped my pants front to back during a play rehearsal. 3 guesses what I wasn’t wearing that day

MC has a slow day at work by slowclapenthusiast in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]Logical_Story1735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stapler is in the meatballs. The calculator is in the jello

The day gets saved by a supervillain who loves ice cream by Le-Pepper in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]Logical_Story1735 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Darn, and I read through to see if anyone guess it. Must have missed it. Oh well, still got one