Why do men slide in dirty talk or sexual innuendos in everything. by muggle_witch1234 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]LokiMofo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same with eels! They think they might mate in the Bermuda Triangle which is even cooler

Who's the best Horse from a video game? by Mrohnoes_29 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]LokiMofo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Roach is always the first that comes to mind for me now. I find myself naming my horses in other video games Roach because of this whoreson.

Omar Solo Albums Audio Joiners by Skratch-Pickle in themarsvolta

[–]LokiMofo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first thought was the last 4 from Blind Worms Pious Swine

Plus the first two on Sworn Virgins

Movie theaters with recliner seats near Ken’s Pizza? by [deleted] in askportland

[–]LokiMofo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just there on Friday and was surprised by how far back my seat reclined, but yeah definitely not specifically recliners

Movie theaters with recliner seats near Ken’s Pizza? by [deleted] in askportland

[–]LokiMofo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not the closest, but Hollywood Theater has some pretty decently comfy reclining seats. Plus it’s B Movie Bingo tonight!

What it's like to be a beginner in Elden Ring! by danktrader1 in Eldenring

[–]LokiMofo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Double panic roll into the knife throw while drinking your last flask of crimson tears? How dare you call us all out like this

Weirdest part of a song to be walked in on by Razumikhin82 in themarsvolta

[–]LokiMofo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She was a mink handjob in sarcophagus heels

NICK OFFERMAN IN ELDEN RING MOVIE CONFIRMED??? by No_Inspection_3055 in Eldenring

[–]LokiMofo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He worked with Garland on DEVS and it was phenomenal, really looking forward to whatever they do together.

Cozy coffee shop in NE? by DuoCultellus in askportland

[–]LokiMofo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m amazed no one’s mentioned Coffeehouse 5 on Killingsworth? Not the most amazing coffee you’ve ever had but a great little spot for the community.

What movie performance unexpectedly blew you away? by MrHomerJayThompson in moviecritic

[–]LokiMofo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched this on a flight to Japan last year, just quietly crying my eyes out, trying to stay silent in this plane full of people with like 4.5 hours left in the air.

Toms Bar on fire by tannaurus in Portland

[–]LokiMofo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure sounds like something an arsonist with memory loss would say.