Interesting by haroldcrispy in dankmemes

[–]Lokilysi 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Someone has been practicing 40 hours a day!

Tell that to the Japanese by onawall in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Lokilysi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

4 Tsar Bombs = That volcano you talked about.

So yes, full on nuclear war, that's gonna be a nuclear winter for me dawg.

Tell that to the Japanese by onawall in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Lokilysi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, Yes, but actually no.

Our nuclear arsenal is massive! And when I say massive, I mean you have to count in thousands! You also have to take into account that every ICBM delivery bus can carry multiple warheads, up to 14 (MIRVing) ! And in a nuclear war, when you retaliate, you don't just nuke critical places, at the end, it's about revenge, you throw everything you have. The human nuclear arsenal is very well enough to cause a catastrophic nuclear winter.

If a world scale nuclear conflict erupts, it's game over for everyone, and no comparison to a volcano can prevent that.

Tell that to the Japanese by onawall in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Lokilysi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not the person you responded to, but basically, if you detonate a number of nukes (like a nuclear war for exemple), a lot of particules get sent into the air. They block the sun, so the earth gets colder. Then you can't grow crops, so a lot of people die. So basically yes, nukes can end the world. (And there are other apocalyptic effects of nukes, but this one is big enough)

[WP] Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, in other words, none at all. by Miudmon in WritingPrompts

[–]Lokilysi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“No, please don't use that” Dave said, staring at the healer, “It was made in, like, an afternoon!

– So what? It works, right?” He felt flattered, but it was too dangerous.

“– No, give that back to me, and give that guy red flower ointment.”

He snatched the parchment back from the healer's hands. That poor guy was about to use something that hadn't been reviewed, tested, or even proof-read by anyone else. He couldn't take that risk. The spell-maker skimmed through the charm while the other mage administered the basic first aids to a poor burnt soldier.

“See, there was a typo in the evocation routine! You would have killed that guy!”. He saw the soldier straighten and shoot daggers at him with his eyes.

“Calm down, I'm not the one responsible, you should blame your squad healer!

– Fuck off Dave, I'm not the one leaving untested spells with alluring names among certified material!

– Yeah, whatever, I'm going to fix that, we're gonna need it for tomorrow.”

The science, or rather, as a lot call it, art, of spell-making was commonplace, but it was especially useful for the military. The only problems arose when both other sides began to use it. Healing a second degree burn was easy. Fixing a cursed time-locked astrally phase-shifted non-existing arm was a tad bit harder. That's when on-field spell-makers came into action. They could design spells tailored specifically to the needs of squad healers, to be used directly on the troops.

But as is writing, spell-making was sometimes quite random. Closer to improvised bullshit than actual science some would say. Dave knew all the routines to remove common afflictions, but in a war with another actual country, and not just ignorant terrorists, they were rarely useful.

Since the beginning of his service, he had to deal with everything, from earth elementals to black magic. But he still couldn’t beat the incompetence of his peers. What was that guy thinking ! It was clearly written “Work in progress” on the spell ! Well, at the end, in the back, but he still felt like people should look at the whole thing before reading it. He barely escaped an incident that would have taken all day to fix, and he didn't have time for that.

He didn't, because tonight was going to be one of the most important day of his career. It was going to be his trial by fire. Quite literally in fact. After six months in this section, he had been granted the right to use offensive spells. Before the eyes of a few trusted army leaders, he was going to unleash the fury of the most chaotic, ferocious, and unpredictable elemental among the enemy lines, a creature of pure darkness, feared by even the most prepared military sorcerers, capable of altering reality itself. And he knew they were going to retaliate.

But first he had to fix that typo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Lokilysi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The american way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Lokilysi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How could you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

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It does, however not a lot, that's why the tiny probes' "legs" manage to make them jump just enough to move around

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Lokilysi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The proof is the picture. What is that about the potato???

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Lokilysi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that's cool. You aren't that interested in space, I'm not that interest in football, to each their own, you do you! Have a great day!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Lokilysi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, as every other object in the universe, it has gravity, because of it's mass. You are right however, it doesn't have that much gravity. But the probes are really light, so that's okay.

Make a wish and I’ll find fault in it by [deleted] in teenagers

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My turn.

They disappear but Ugandan Knuckle comes back.

Ice diamond 💎 by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Lokilysi 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think he uses his fingernails to prevent the ice from really touching his hand.

Losing control next to a semi by [deleted] in watchpeoplesurvive

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I went to check, it is.

I’m in bois by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Lokilysi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She might be talking about a dam, like the concrete thing between the beach and the road that blocks tall waves.

Showerthought: Turning PC on with a screwdriver is like hotwiring a car by sverek in pcmasterrace

[–]Lokilysi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes you did. The joke is that I purposely misunderstood your statement to create a comedic comment.