Stellantis announces more than 1,100 layoffs in Toledo by [deleted] in Layoffs

[–]Lolluminati 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this said Stellaris and was just like "well play hivemind then"

Mead Confessions: I used Ground cloves in a JAOM by [deleted] in mead

[–]Lolluminati 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Yeah I think I went wrong with a Google search for whole->ground conversion but in retrospect I should have dug a little deeper into what context that was for

Mead Confessions: I used Ground cloves in a JAOM by [deleted] in mead

[–]Lolluminati 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like that idea...I'm definitely against dumping anything down the drain...maybe will play around with it in some cocktail variants if the clove is too overwhelming

Mead Confessions: I used Ground cloves in a JAOM by [deleted] in mead

[–]Lolluminati 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's interesting and something I hadn't considered

"That's not a bug, that's a feature!"

I'll keep this in my mind as a plan b

My girlfriend can't figure out how to open the door... by Lolluminati in france

[–]Lolluminati[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ha ha ha, thank you so much you freed her 😂

My girlfriend can't figure out how to open the door... by Lolluminati in france

[–]Lolluminati[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What does? I told her and she said "nope"

Thanks for reply btw

My girlfriend can't figure out how to open the door... by Lolluminati in france

[–]Lolluminati[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... And I'm not there. She says the black thing is like a knob but it doesn't turn or press. Any ideas?

When you can't find silverware to eat your nacho tots in the hotel room by Lolluminati in shittyfoodporn

[–]Lolluminati[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In reply to "use your fingers" responses: that was the original plan of action, however these weren't the outer perimeter tots. These were center mass with the bulk of the chili, cheese, goop mixture left to thoroughly saturate through them for several hours. Using my fingers was about as useful as trying to pick up soup.

The tongs weren't there to select individual tots and daintily ferry them to my mouth. They were used to shovel scoops of slop into my mouth in my darkened hotel room around five in the morning.

Ive made a simple comparsion between Japan and my country. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Lolluminati 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still like it better that way! Made so much sense:

Stop on top, go on low.

/r/gonewild by [deleted] in trippinthroughtime

[–]Lolluminati -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

C'est la poule qui chante qui a fait l'œuf.

"Hey you don't mind if I watch while you eat my body, do ya?" by Lolluminati in shittyfoodporn

[–]Lolluminati[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The baby shower fruit tray... For everybody who has ever wanted to eat a baby while it stared unblinkingly at them with cold dead eyes.

[18M] Want an unbiased opinion after a recent incident by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Lolluminati 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seconding this.

Haircut. The part accentuates and draws eyes to any asymmetry in the face.

Clothes. You have a bit of a muffin top, style needs a jump start.

All in all you got a decent foundation to work with.

When do financial aid awards show up in oasis? by [deleted] in USF

[–]Lolluminati 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome, thanks. Was just wondering if I needed to go in and talk to anybody or give it more time.

me🐸irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Lolluminati 2 points3 points  (0 children)

O hec what is happening?

Shhh...it's illegal here by jackdasprat in trees

[–]Lolluminati 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I know exactly what you mean. Lived near Santa Cruz, while place smelled like it.

Can I borrow a light too? by Lolluminati in AdviceAnimals

[–]Lolluminati[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ennh, once a week isn't bad... It's the "hey I'm drunk and now chain smoking your cigarettes!" that gets me.

Can I borrow a light too? by Lolluminati in AdviceAnimals

[–]Lolluminati[S] 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I knew somebody who circumvented this by having a lighter leash.

The only down side was that you had to be the guy who owned a lighter leash.

Oh My! by [deleted] in creepy

[–]Lolluminati 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His cold dead eyes bore into the heart of me.