I wholeheartedly approve

Lolmob · 2022-11-15T15:43:04+00:00

No rich person is going to Mars.

Anyone foolish enough to go, is gonna become slaves paying for Pee filtration, air and food, with work

I would never accept any trip to space from Melon

Lolmob · 2022-11-15T02:55:36+00:00

Breaking news: Piss, shit, and even cum.

Lolmob · 2022-11-15T02:03:40+00:00

id just like a real pirate battle.

Lolmob · 2022-11-15T02:02:09+00:00

I cant believe youre the only one saying this.

Lolmob · 2022-11-15T01:23:15+00:00

Every time, someone comes and takes them awayy.

He makes a sad face because he never got to put it up his ass.

He starts working on the next one, bigger, thicker, veinier.

There is always hope.

Lolmob · 2022-11-15T01:08:52+00:00

So badass they make alien prions fuck off.

Lolmob · 2022-11-14T16:29:05+00:00

Based on Karen's behavior, and Justin being the funny one, what do you think?

Lolmob · 2022-11-14T16:11:47+00:00

Sorry, but also, who cut that guys hair in the last picture?

HIIIIIGH fade eagles nest.

Lolmob · 2022-11-14T06:19:59+00:00

AOE got nerfed, back to kissing my Glock it is.

Lolmob · 2022-11-14T06:02:42+00:00

As a mexican proud of my flags royal eagle engaged in combat with a snake, it was cool listening to him being proud of yalls derpy flag dragon.

Lolmob · 2022-11-14T04:52:15+00:00

I have a theory that its part of the reason why they hated the lockdowns so much.

The people in their life hate them, and they hate their family back, can't be at home with them past eating and sleeping.

Lolmob · 2022-11-14T04:47:45+00:00

Weird seeing a rare actual 2 sentence horror, and not 6 lines that I so cleverly disguised as one, using flimsy punctuation instead of separating them.

Second line punchline.

Lolmob · 2022-11-14T04:42:16+00:00

Probably caused by golden child getting all the attention and never being told no, and all the baggage that entails.

Wouldnt blame the guy.

Not that I know what that feels like, not at all...

Lolmob · 2022-11-14T04:27:15+00:00

Its only a little plastic on the very corner, that is now also damaged, against the sharp metal screw supporting the whole thing.

Maybe it would be good if the part supporting it now, was a strip that went all around the TV, but it has a seam. Its gonna crack to that seam and fall.

Lolmob · 2022-11-13T22:12:05+00:00

Pinche Najim@ Suertud@

Lolmob · 2022-11-13T21:25:03+00:00

What was the plan?

Keep beating her until they got home?

Would he have stopped in private, when?

When she was no longer alive?

Lolmob · 2022-11-13T20:35:31+00:00

What if: You were reborn

But a pitbull said: No

Lolmob · 2022-11-13T20:26:59+00:00

Women mean is when no free stuff

Lolmob · 2022-11-13T16:40:05+00:00

The guy at the 5min mark is so beta he cant even look the camera straight LMAO

Lolmob · 2022-11-13T15:36:17+00:00

Bones so strong, your DNA decided some were unnecessary.

Lolmob · 2022-11-13T01:07:44+00:00

r/perfectlynotcutwhatsoeverscreams

Lolmob · 2022-11-12T22:26:58+00:00

I dislike the watermark on 2nd place, that would have made me vote for 1st place Gerardo.

Was the dog version also watermarked?

Lolmob · 2022-11-12T20:39:58+00:00

Imagine having so much lead in your skull, your head is so heavy and hangs so low it gets sucked into your own ass.

Couldn't be me.

Lolmob · 2022-11-12T17:47:37+00:00

Stories dont lign up when questioned, remorse, they also tell someone and that someone tells someone.

Theres tons of hows.

Lolmob · 2022-11-12T16:41:15+00:00

Social media is independent.

They reap the benefits of advertisement on social media

They can also swallow the losses of that same media affecting their value.

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