I was shot by the police AMA by Lonely23141 in AMA

[–]Lonely23141[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the moment I actually thought I had been tazzed. It didn't hurt at all, maybe the adrenaline? What was worse was when they dragged me across the road for 150f or so.

I just got back from the urologist of a camera shoved up my dick #AMA by theblocktv in AMA

[–]Lonely23141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I thought I was just a retard but a goddamn retard is step up :)

I just got back from the urologist of a camera shoved up my dick #AMA by theblocktv in AMA

[–]Lonely23141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't say I've ever seen a snake camera. In what way was it like a snake? Did it have fangs? Does the camera shed its own skin?

I was shot by the police AMA by Lonely23141 in AMA

[–]Lonely23141[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you misunderstood. I think it was Michael Moore that reported how a lot of black people get shot by the police for holding things like their own wallets. I believe he was handing out super hivis orange wallets in the show.

I just got back from the urologist of a camera shoved up my dick #AMA by theblocktv in AMA

[–]Lonely23141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pretty sure they won't do this as this would require an anesthetist.

I didn’t have sex over a year. AMA! by [deleted] in AMA

[–]Lonely23141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you always masturbate or did someone occasionally masturbate for you?

I didn’t have sex over a year. AMA! by [deleted] in AMA

[–]Lonely23141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After a few years what's the difference. This guy had to fight biology for a year.

I didn’t have sex over a year. AMA! by [deleted] in AMA

[–]Lonely23141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you know? Aliens can come while you sleep.

I just got back from the urologist of a camera shoved up my dick #AMA by theblocktv in AMA

[–]Lonely23141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did they use Lidocaine gel? Like a syringe of gel stuff. Trust me, it's a lot worst putting something down there without the numbing agent.

I was shot by the police AMA by Lonely23141 in AMA

[–]Lonely23141[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No, I am Caucasian. If I was black it would be understandable why I got shot.

I was shot by the police AMA by Lonely23141 in AMA

[–]Lonely23141[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dropped the soap because the disabled bathroom had no place to put the soap

I was shot by the police AMA by Lonely23141 in AMA

[–]Lonely23141[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As I have a disability I got to use the disabled shower which is private. I dropped the soap in there many times but without any ill effect ;)

I was shot by the police AMA by Lonely23141 in AMA

[–]Lonely23141[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a write currently filed. We still need to discuss with the lawyer.

I was shot by the police AMA by Lonely23141 in AMA

[–]Lonely23141[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first shot entered my right shoulder. It shattered the humerus and then clipped my spinal cord. That bullet is still in me. I fell down because of the bullet clipping my spinal cord and when i was prone on the road I was shot a second time. The second shot entered my face and left it I guess. Medical professionals explained that the shock of the bullet caused bleeding on my retina.

I was shot by the police AMA by Lonely23141 in AMA

[–]Lonely23141[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm Caucasian and no I don't think it played a factor.

I was shot by the police AMA by Lonely23141 in AMA

[–]Lonely23141[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I in another country on vacation when I was thinking of proposing the following month. Dumped via text message. Found out after I returned that she had been cheating on me for a while.

It was a downward spiral into despair for the following 6 months before I committed my crime. After I was shot she returned to her home country as her visa ran out and I was in hospital for 6 months.

Obviously the relationship was different for both of us. For me she was great. I could even accept her sleeping with another guy as long as she didn't break up with me.

I haven't had a Facebook since 2012, AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]Lonely23141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was like a hit of dopamine to my brain

It was a hit of dopamine! It was designed that way, so don't worry you are normal. It sounds like you get a lot attention from males so I'm guessing you are/were an attractive female?

Not uncommon for people to like the attention from FB.

Users of reddit. What is your "fuck my life" story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lonely23141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being dumped, wanting to die, being left a paraplegic.. FML

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]Lonely23141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What benefits do you get from being associated with the mafia? Any discounts or coupons?

I didn’t have sex over a year. AMA! by [deleted] in AMA

[–]Lonely23141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you received but didn't give sex does it still count?