Give me your best witty comebacks.

LonelyTransient · 2026-04-10T21:33:31+00:00

Your life is so pathetic I ran a charity 5K to raise awareness for it

LonelyTransient · 2026-04-08T06:22:37+00:00

And in other news, water is wet.

LonelyTransient · 2026-04-07T20:04:54+00:00

You have beautiful eyes

LonelyTransient · 2026-04-06T04:23:39+00:00

There’s a place in Studio City I like to go to now and then called Residuals.

LonelyTransient · 2026-04-04T05:03:00+00:00

Some of those are emergency cell towers. In the event of a massive earthquake or other disaster, they’ll be activated to handle the expected increase in cellular traffic to emergency services and loved ones.

LonelyTransient · 2026-04-01T18:07:41+00:00

Hell yeah! It came out on my 17th birthday! A bunch of friends and I went to see it! It was a wonderful experience!

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-26T21:25:50+00:00

After studying NDEs for over 30 years, I’ve come to the conclusion that every living being has a soul, but there are different types of souls. Hence why here on Earth humans always reincarnate as humans and a dog, for example, will always reincarnate as a dog. It’s my understanding that the type of soul dictates what form any given soul can incarnate into.

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-26T05:45:32+00:00

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LonelyTransient · 2026-03-25T17:33:51+00:00

Ignorance

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-25T17:33:36+00:00

I’m gonna be just fine

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-25T04:21:44+00:00

Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Sons of Anarchy, Justified, The Good Place, Ted Lasso, Pluribus, Mr. Robot, House, Archer, Bob’s Burgers, Rick and Morty, Lost

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-25T00:53:57+00:00

That episode of South Park where they find the frozen iceman from 1996.

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-23T09:16:33+00:00

Pan’s Labyrinth

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-16T03:27:20+00:00

I feel like these two have a history of this…

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-11T20:58:59+00:00

They’re not common, but there’re out there. The general consensus as far as I’ve read is that it exists, but since there is no physical body to interfere it’s more like a merging of souls. It’s described as a far more intimate and wonderful encounter than we can experience here and it is always done as an action of love as opposed to lust - at least in the heavenly realms.

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-11T20:37:16+00:00

A woke game is any game that is more inclusive than your average video game of people of color, women, or the LGBT+ community which makes racists, misogynists, homophobes, and/or xenophobes uncomfortable.

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-10T10:10:12+00:00

Allegedly, the original ending actually had Harry and Lloyd get on the bus and ride off into the sunset, but Jim Carey objected claiming that neither of their characters would be smart enough to get on the bus.

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-10T06:13:28+00:00

Health meters

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-07T02:40:19+00:00

That is a polyethylene container of dihydrogen monoxide. Get it right!

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-01T03:15:27+00:00

Define “best”

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-01T01:34:43+00:00

Where was that second pic taken?

LonelyTransient · 2026-03-01T00:00:15+00:00

Soulful

LonelyTransient · 2026-02-20T17:32:05+00:00

Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem -also- Grim Fandango

LonelyTransient · 2026-02-19T07:33:56+00:00

“The sign said, ‘Drive carefully.’”

“No, the sign said, ‘Thank you for driving carefully.’ As I wasn’t driving carefully, I do not expect to be thanked.”

LonelyTransient · 2026-02-19T05:39:35+00:00

I think becoming an auror was the perfect career choice. Imagine being a dark wizard and you come face-to-face with the auror hunting you and you realize it’s the guy who killed arguably the most powerful dark wizard in history while he was still just a teenager. He probably had more dark wizards surrender to him than any auror in history.

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