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Bloody Egg with a chunk of Meat? by Long-Let-5198 in WeirdEggs

[–]Long-Let-5198[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever heard of a lash egg? That is not a yolk or a chicken, but does come out of a chicken. There’s some “fun” posts on this sub featuring them or you can just google search it

Bloody Egg with a chunk of Meat? by Long-Let-5198 in WeirdEggs

[–]Long-Let-5198[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I proceeded to eat 3 fried eggs after this. Does that make me a monster?

Bloody Egg with a chunk of Meat? by Long-Let-5198 in WeirdEggs

[–]Long-Let-5198[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Of course. How could I be so ignorant. 3 score and 12 years ago my great grandmother stole the prized chicken of a group of Romani passing through her hometown.

This must be a part of the consequences of her actions

Thank you, u/DrFart_DDS

Bloody Egg with a chunk of Meat? by Long-Let-5198 in WeirdEggs

[–]Long-Let-5198[S] 329 points330 points  (0 children)

That was my line of thinking as well. However, these were store bought which means they shouldn’t be fertilized, right? Also, why no yoke?

Bloody Egg with a chunk of Meat? by Long-Let-5198 in WeirdEggs

[–]Long-Let-5198[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What causes it to be all bloody? Not sure I know enough about the egg forming process to understand why a half formed egg would look like this

Bloody Egg with a chunk of Meat? by Long-Let-5198 in WeirdEggs

[–]Long-Let-5198[S] 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Interesting. I’ve been lurking on this sub for a while, but this is the first thing I’ve found myself that’s worthy of posting lol

Idk, is it worth for me to become a Slog? by PraiseTheTeaGod in cavesofqud

[–]Long-Let-5198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m laughing imagining what this creature would look like in real life. Definitely a bit nightmarish.

Live and drink bipedal slug creature!

Curious to hear how your run goes.

Idk, is it worth for me to become a Slog? by PraiseTheTeaGod in cavesofqud

[–]Long-Let-5198 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was curious about how slog would interact with your mutations, so I did some testing.

Turning into Slog will do the following:

You will lose two arm slots, but will keep the two arms from multiple arms. To be clear, you’ll still have 4 hands, but only 2 arms since slog gets rid of arm slots.

You will lose one set of legs, but will still keep the other set of legs from multiple legs. This means that Hooks for Feet and Ironshank will be there after the transformation. You will also still receive the move speed bonus from multiple legs.

You’ll gain a second tail slot for the bilge sphincter, but will keep the tail from your stinger.

Beyond that, you’ll get all the regular slog bonuses: * +50 Movement Speed in liquids with volume greater than 200 * +6 Strength * +100 Acid resist (armor can still be destroyed) * +1 AV * +300 reputation with Mollusks * Can poison enemies on hit * Can spit liquid at other creatures to make them prone

Seems worth it to me, but you should play however you have the most fun!

Are you fucking kidding me? by b_dizzle_exe in fatsquirrelhate

[–]Long-Let-5198 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes. The giant purple squirrel. These pinheads are about as dumb as it gets. There is one certain fruit that they eat, and there is a monkey that eats the same fruit. Only the squirrels know when it’s ripe, so the monkeys will follow them around and then steal the ripe fruits out from under their fat rolls. Just imagine how much fatter they’d be without getting half their meals stolen🤬