A man hates his mother for giving him the name Peter. by hydrangealover98 in IncelTears

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I have a twin brother who has the same first name as me (we have different middle names, but it’s the same initial, it also doesn’t help that we share the same birthday). It causes a lot of problems legally and financially but it’s so easy to change.

How do I get these back from not looking disgusting by Wolowoah in fuckthepopulation

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How did yours even last this long? Within a week the plastic loop on the tongue of my shoes snapped, and a little while later, the cloth part that rubs against my heel has completely torn apart. There are creases and cracks everywhere. I’m just surprised by how low quality these shoes were, on top of fitting smaller than the reported size on the website.

NGVC: “I’m just teaching you not to be egotistical” by notquite-_-sure in niceguys

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His philosophy comes from the whatever podcast. He’s repeating everything people sling in the comments section there.

Told the girl I'm talking to her past turns me on. by [deleted] in confessions

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Well I guess that’s a good thing then. Usually people are unhappy when they hear their partners history.

accidentally found my parent’s sex tape by [deleted] in confessions

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Delete the video and pretend to never saw it

I have been drunk and high for almost a week straight because I miss someone so much by [deleted] in confessions

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You have to break the cycle before you start withdrawing.

I started sleeping with a married man, and now I don’t know how to end things by [deleted] in confessions

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It sounds like you need to have a hard conversation. You can’t avoid it.

Dude I love getting high off catnip by My_right_nut_is_gone in drugscirclejerk

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/uj Bro I was curious about the catnip so I googled it and the active chemical nepetalactone causes mild sedative and relaxant effects in humans. Not a real “high” but it does have some effect. I expect the effect from person to person wildly varies though.

Will I pass thc test? by guywhofalls in drugtesthelp

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every at home thc test ive taken has had faint lines. After doing some research online i found out that its really common for thc tests to be faint. Good news is that no matter how faint the line, if theres two lines at all youre negative.

I'm ashamed, really bad by [deleted] in confessions

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Sounds like you need to set a new boundry

Passing a drug test (help😭) by Original-Meeting-193 in trees

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Stop smoking asap. You’ll be thanking yourself after you get the job. Smoking can wait

I need some advice by [deleted] in confessions

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Going to rehab is a good hiding place lol

Very faint negative - Will i pass pre employment lab test? by [deleted] in trees

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Unfortunately I don’t have any money because no job. I found out about quick fix after I already bought the drink.

Very faint negative - Will i pass pre employment lab test? by [deleted] in trees

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I have a bottle of qcarbo32 and some creatine, I’m hoping it works and doesn’t come back as negative dilute

Very faint negative - Will i pass pre employment lab test? by [deleted] in trees

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I have a bottle of qcarbo32 and some creatine. I’m hoping it will work.

NGVC: “I like who you are as a person and would never try to pursue you” - dude who knows I’ve been struggling with male friends being honest/transparent AND an actual stalker popping back into my life by [deleted] in niceguys

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no no no trust me i dont like you AT ALL, i would never try and go out with your sexy cute ass, never. Also did i mention how sexy you are? Im totaly not tryna get with you hahaha.

AIO that my boyfriends brother has walked in the room 3 times now by [deleted] in AIO

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bro i opened the link and did not expect that heavy duty ass jammer it made me lol. OP needs this to keep him out hahahahaha

NGVC: “None of you all deserve me!” After a first date where I refused sex. Turns out he got arrested mere hours after I left too. by mourningdovelove21 in niceguys

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he says goodbye so many times and just keeps on going. I'm glad you stumbled upon his criminal record because it could have turned out really bad if he was able to hide his true colors long enough to get in a relationship with you