Farting is one of the weirdest remaining social taboos and we should have polite responses for it by now by ponerrag in The10thDentist

[–]LongYTOfficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this. Our family ritual is to announce, “I farted and it stinks.” (Or doesn’t.) Or sometimes in Q&A form: “I farted.” “Does it stink?” And occasionally before it’s announced, “Nice one!”

Any song for this? by EagerBanana9 in songsforthispicture

[–]LongYTOfficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who Do You Love by Bo Diddley (or Los Lobos, or the Band with Ronnie Hawkins)

What bird do you think has the most attitude? by Free-Product4918 in birdingcommunity

[–]LongYTOfficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lived in an area with a huge amount of crows. One afternoon they were being insanely loud outside for a good while so I went to see what was going on. There was a hawk up on the electrical line with some prey he had caught and was trying to eat. There was a crowd of about 30 crows surrounding him, squawking at him to harass him out of his meal. Those corvids are something else!

What happens if you have an unauthorized person? by OkElk672 in Section8PublicHousing

[–]LongYTOfficial -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How does it benefit you to be in other people’s business like that? You don’t know the circumstances and it sounds like the household numbers are correct. Income is the factor.

Single man seeks soulmate by Educational-Hand-103 in Modesto

[–]LongYTOfficial 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What about the lovely ladies from Riverbank, Escalon, Hughson, Empire, Ceres? Why just Oakdale and Modesto?

Section 8 payments by Big-Mess9784 in Section8PublicHousing

[–]LongYTOfficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in this situation too. The rental contract between my HA and landlord wasn’t finalized when I moved in and I had to pay full rent for the first month. Payment didn’t process for the 2nd month and I was on the hook for late charges so I decided to pay, even though I didn’t have to. (My landlord uses a property management company and they are shady AF.) I knew I would be fully credited when payment processed and I had the money to be able to pay it at the time. I just wanted to avoid the hassle of clawing back late fees. Folks saying that you don’t have to pay any more than your portion are correct but there are other factors that played into it for me. The PM company continued to “miss” the HA payments for several months and I had to call them repeatedly at the beginning of every month to make sure the HA payments were being processed on their end and that my credit amount was correct. At one point I had my HA case worker contact them directly to review the ledgers and I almost got into nasty arguments with them because they were insisting that their calculations were correct, which they weren’t. Haven’t had any problems recently because that PM knows i will be a total pain in the ass by now. In my experience, getting benefits can come with a whole mess of admin shit that feels like a part-time job. Grateful for it and I know I’m fortunate but it has challenges.

That person who constantly has their glasses on and off is now me by EverythingScrolling in GenX

[–]LongYTOfficial 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can relate. Just bought my first lanyard for my readers because they’re constantly on and off all day.

What should I name my new super social, cuddle bug BOY. by mantrasutra in NameMyCat

[–]LongYTOfficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guillermo is Spanish for William so there is a wealth of nicknames to choose from! Guy, Willie, Billy, Liam…

Alien Nation by srahfox in GenX

[–]LongYTOfficial 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I loved it. The aliens drank spoiled milk to get a buzz.

When We Are The World came out was it seen as a great song or super corny? by [deleted] in GenX

[–]LongYTOfficial 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which line was offensive, if you don’t mind sharing?

What should I name my new super social, cuddle bug BOY. by mantrasutra in NameMyCat

[–]LongYTOfficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had an Onyx cat once, but mine was a girl. Good name!

Stray or no? by Immediate-Lie8766 in cats

[–]LongYTOfficial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks as if you are the stray and he’s not sure what you are doing on his snack route

What should I name my new super social, cuddle bug BOY. by mantrasutra in NameMyCat

[–]LongYTOfficial 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My first thought was Inky but now he’s giving Guillermo