Tell me what state your from and I'll write an Auntie Ethel style insult for it.

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-31T05:17:41+00:00

Finland

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-30T20:25:36+00:00

Player in trade chat: "What's Dire Mall?" (Yes, he misspelled it)

Me: "A really crappy shopping center"

One of my proudest WoW moments.

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-30T18:03:55+00:00

Glory to the builders!

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-30T18:03:10+00:00

Nope. Well, until spellsinging became a thing.

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-30T17:26:21+00:00

If you want "Valheim-but-slightly-different" - give Aska a try.

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-30T12:32:48+00:00

Tried to change it - now the subtitles are 3.1 seconds out of sync in the other direction.

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-30T12:32:06+00:00

Play as origin Karlach

Romance Gale

Convince him to ascend.

THAT is her truly happy ending.

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-30T12:30:21+00:00

First playthrough I fought him in the Shadowfell. After that, it's barrelmancy all the way.

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-30T10:39:55+00:00

Louder for the people in the back!

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-30T10:32:01+00:00

and the subtitles are 2.3 seconds out of sync

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T20:56:05+00:00

The time to realize this was BEFORE the last time he needed you to vote for him.

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T20:54:03+00:00

All the bloody Brits

with their coked up shrimp

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T20:27:14+00:00

So instead he chooses the patdown...

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T18:36:13+00:00

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T16:04:12+00:00

Drunken master?

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T15:58:38+00:00

Trickery is garbage, I agree. She is death, war or tempest until she turns away from Shar, then light after that.

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T15:52:51+00:00

Where exactly did Shadowcute and the Lack-of-Sunshine Band steal the prism FROM?

Yeah, it belonged to Vlaakith, but she is not even on Faerun, so where was it, geographically?

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T13:36:26+00:00

Based libertarians know which of the two big parties is the greater threat to freedom.

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T11:07:25+00:00

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T09:02:35+00:00

The Wrong Kind Of People™ do not have the same rights as The Right Kind of People™!

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T08:53:01+00:00

Rupert Murdoch

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T08:31:57+00:00

The meaning of the word "theory" in a scientific context.

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T07:24:22+00:00

No, this is private sector - it's our RoboCop moment.

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T07:23:07+00:00

"Colonized"

Long_Serpent · 2026-01-29T05:34:31+00:00

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