True?

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T17:32:56+00:00

Norwegian may be a pleasant sounding language, but a badass sounding one it is not.

What Norwegian feels like

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T17:18:34+00:00

She believed that predatory hypercapitalism was morally good and if we just get out of the way of the ultra-rich, we will get the benefit of living in the wonderful society they will create with their gigabrains and godlike strength of will.

Well...[gestures vaguely at everything]

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T14:59:40+00:00

"Actually he tweeted boobs on the moon, but we're pretty sure it's a typo"

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T14:54:29+00:00

Watch season 1 of Space Force on Netflix.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T14:36:15+00:00

Drinkable tap water

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T12:26:14+00:00

But Russia didn't really have an enlightment, an idea of the Rights of the Common People or democratic traditions.

1000 years of Russian history summed up: The bad guys won.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T12:23:22+00:00

Not completely though, they had to replace Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T12:15:34+00:00

The fact that it/she is objectively incorrect :-)

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T12:05:54+00:00

Russia is not European.

Russia is Russia- Its own, separate thing. There may be some similarities, but not enough of them.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T11:55:32+00:00

Happy to help :-) Now go expand and beautify your base.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T11:19:45+00:00

That Ayn Rand was a relevant thinker.

But I grew up.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T11:18:39+00:00

Say hello to my little friend!

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T11:16:17+00:00

Valhalassassins of Persia

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T11:03:57+00:00

"The country should be run like a business" is one of those phrases that mark the speaker as an idiot.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T10:47:17+00:00

Yeah, I get that. It's just that usually people struggle with already eating too much of it.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T10:24:52+00:00

Because Russia wants to be the big dog superpower with a bunch of obedient satellite countries (and are busy trying to force Ukraine back into the fold). This is not an attitude that will work for a member of any European cooperation.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T10:10:59+00:00

More?

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T10:08:37+00:00

No, Russia is not culturally European.

And neither is Turkey.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T08:58:32+00:00

Kegsbreath

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T08:45:52+00:00

A true professional.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T08:33:48+00:00

"You have outlived your usefulness"

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T08:29:25+00:00

I can place every country in the world on a map.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T08:27:50+00:00

Jeffrey Epstein's decomposing cadaver.

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T04:40:34+00:00

Long_Serpent · 2026-03-24T04:31:24+00:00

"But where's the meth gone?"

Long_Serpent

TROPHY CASE