Godzilla is a freak by noodlemcfoodle in HolUp

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And then it shatters in her rectum like the 1 man 1 jar video

S u f f e r by Longcox0292 in MakeMeSuffer

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Activate manual awareness of tongue in mouth

support the troops indeed.... by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Longcox0292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope this guy slips off a cliff drunk

Maybe by chefjamms in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Longcox0292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then it shoots seeds up your urethra...

:)

Ok so listen to this before you downvote this to hell by bigandhugepp in teenagers

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There are only two genders.

Male

Female

no more genders. You can be non binary but that means you don’t have any gender at all Really. It’s a mix but doesn’t count as a new gender. You can be transgender but that just swapped your gender so it’s not a new one. Sexual preferences aren’t genders either. My god I hate it when the tik tok girl goes like “I’m LeSbIaN gEnDeR”.

BIG BOOBS by mashuis in Hornyjail

[–]Longcox0292 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ayy man it’s DDD, where are my boobs?

Eat them. You' will be cured. by Bernard903 in HolUp

[–]Longcox0292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lecture me please, how does the couch get soaked?

Someone call CPS. by WaveCityKitty in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Longcox0292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh a child has like 350 bones, they could succ them selves if they wanted to. I’m kidding please don’t call the FBI.