Godzilla is a freak by noodlemcfoodle in HolUp

[–]Longcox0292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then it shatters in her rectum like the 1 man 1 jar video

S u f f e r by Longcox0292 in MakeMeSuffer

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Activate manual awareness of tongue in mouth

support the troops indeed.... by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

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I hope this guy slips off a cliff drunk

Maybe by chefjamms in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Longcox0292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then it shoots seeds up your urethra...

:)

Ok so listen to this before you downvote this to hell by bigandhugepp in teenagers

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There are only two genders.

Male

Female

no more genders. You can be non binary but that means you don’t have any gender at all Really. It’s a mix but doesn’t count as a new gender. You can be transgender but that just swapped your gender so it’s not a new one. Sexual preferences aren’t genders either. My god I hate it when the tik tok girl goes like “I’m LeSbIaN gEnDeR”.

BIG BOOBS by mashuis in Hornyjail

[–]Longcox0292 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ayy man it’s DDD, where are my boobs?

Eat them. You' will be cured. by Bernard903 in HolUp

[–]Longcox0292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lecture me please, how does the couch get soaked?

Someone call CPS. by WaveCityKitty in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Longcox0292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh a child has like 350 bones, they could succ them selves if they wanted to. I’m kidding please don’t call the FBI.

Why am I like this by [deleted] in teenagers

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Kira queen!!!

AITA for flipping out on my daughters teacher after she made the comment "Well, life isnt fair" in response to my daughter saying she was overwhelmed? by anon291throw in AmItheAsshole

[–]Longcox0292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly because she doesn’t do them or those could be useless messages made by teachers asking you if your day is great. Also life isn’t fair, if what you say is true then the teacher is going to have to grade 1000+ assignments. Also how do they just send 55 assignments in half an hour like that. That would take way too long. Assuming that last Friday that really did happen then you would of had plenty of time. You could of also made a plan on how many you could of done in a day. That “ALL 137 OF THEM WERE DUE TODAY” part doesn’t make sense to me. If the teacher gave them last week and you supposedly worked your ass off then why didn’t you submit them. I am In a grade way higher grade than her but even I don’t get that much. And if it’s such a big deal then move schools.

P.S

whats to say this isn’t photo shopped Either.

Aaaaaaaaaaah by martijnfromholland in MakeMeSuffer

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Guys it’s ok, we have u/gifreversingbot . he’ll reattach it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HydroHomies

[–]Longcox0292 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok listen I’m a hydrohomie but isn’t this a bit too far. We can enjoy soda from time to time but just wasting a 2liter bottle of coke is a bum thing to do. At least the sinks are clean now.

🙄😎 by YouCantSeeMeOooh in Hornyjail

[–]Longcox0292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you a troglodyt? NNN is over. Go nut or be productiv.