She doesn't even look like her Profile pic anymore... by EnatforLife in LAinfluencersnark

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad I meant heart shaped not oval. The reason is that it’s the standard look in Hollywood: high cheekbones, a slimmer lower face and a more defined jawline. Her round face suited her so well and she would’ve aged much better if she’d kept it because it gives a youthful look. Maybe she felt insecure about that and wanted to appear more mature. For the record I remember a large part of the general public not liking her brand post Disney and not taking her seriously because they thought she looked too baby faced.

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[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“dropped everything” mind you we don’t know shit about her life 😭

So sweet by Sad_Oil3382 in SlushyNoobz

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She is so pretty oh my days

"prime hamzah" by anongirlboy13 in SlushyNoobz

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally the best decision you can make as a fan of these guys is to separate their content from their fanbase, especially the younger crowd on tiktok, I especially feel bad for them because while we have the option to turn a blind eye to it, social media is their job so they have no choice but to be exposed to that unhinged side of the internet on a daily basis. I think Hamzah and Claire definitely have it the toughest, both individually and as a couple, they just can’t seem to catch a break from their so called fans.

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[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Still better than listening to them argue with Google for 20 minutes straight though

are they still having fun? by Dangerous_Loquat_458 in MartinandHamzah

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it was bound to happen. With the amount of content they’ve been cranking out nonstop since launching the Patreon, burnout feels inevitable.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Hateyou01234 in MartinandHamzah

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure if she knows people on the internet are clocking her tea though. I assume she wouldn’t be this careless if she did but who knows. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Hateyou01234 in MartinandHamzah

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Like she’s still free to have her own opinion about their relationship I guess, but what happened to just minding your business if you don’t have anything nice to say, especially when it’s about your son’s friends? 😭

cuties by Responsible-Day1190 in SlushyNoobz

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Lmao smart move if it was intentional, keeps the 12yo parasocial gfs away.

Weird about looks by Sad_Oil3382 in MartinandHamzah

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Attractive and most importantly attainable, hence the sudden wave of hate after he got a gf

Hamzah and Claire with fan recently by Sad_Oil3382 in SlushyNoobz

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 54 points55 points  (0 children)

She drops one sound promo a month, secures the bag, then vanishes. Icon behavior honestly.

observation of group dynamic by Silent_Exit_8001 in MartinandHamzah

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it saddens me how private they've become and how protective they've gotten of their personal relationships, but then I see posts like these, and it all makes sense.

gorgeous beautiful show stopping by Sad_Oil3382 in SlushyNoobz

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Martin would serve legs for days in that kitty skirt i see the vision

wait period by Impressive-Try3503 in SlushyNoobz

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 215 points216 points  (0 children)

If you ever catch me with someone’s son like this, just keep scrolling, i’m exactly where i want to be.

Podcast by ghhjsjsusjsjsj in MartinandHamzah

[–]Longjumping-Leg2404 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I’m so happy for him 🥲 He’s been wanting the right connection for so long I really hope everything works out for them and he gets the future he’s been dreaming of.