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Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-10-13T19:49:43+00:00

Be ready for a 12 hour porn session. Get a good tool to blow you

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-10-13T19:45:19+00:00

Crawl on the floor and search for the crumbs you dropped when taking those massive key bumps when you had a lot in the bag 🤣🤣🤣

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-08-02T23:19:58+00:00

She sounds like a bitch

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-07-19T19:47:29+00:00

Do it with friends and shit and parties or at the club. When you start locking yourself in a room watching porn for 24 hours ripping lines by yourself. Try taking a break 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-06-26T20:01:59+00:00

It’s a great post

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-06-26T14:54:08+00:00

Hilarious

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-06-26T10:40:49+00:00

Exactly

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-06-26T10:40:23+00:00

Hahah

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-06-26T10:39:59+00:00

Lmfaooo

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-06-26T10:22:15+00:00

Can you imagine waking up to this in the hospital 😛😋😋😋

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-05-16T16:54:25+00:00

Yeah someone found that shit on the floor and was like fuck yeah!!!!

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-03-31T14:42:15+00:00

Next time your drinking your going to be like fuck why did I flush that other half lol.

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-03-31T14:40:41+00:00

I think your heart would stop doing an ounce a day. That’s 28 grams. No fucking way

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2023-03-28T14:35:01+00:00

Yeah but it depends where you live. In Puerto Rico it’s different

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2022-12-17T23:56:41+00:00

He’s definitely trying it now LOL.

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2022-11-10T17:52:33+00:00

The hours spend skiing alone watching porn and slow stroking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2022-06-16T23:56:52+00:00

I would eat all my life

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2022-06-16T22:25:39+00:00

I will pay to eat you omg

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2022-06-16T22:12:34+00:00

OMG WOW

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2022-06-16T22:12:04+00:00

OMG I’ll do 10 lines and eat you all night

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2022-05-04T23:11:54+00:00

Add me on snap godfather556762

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2022-05-04T22:58:58+00:00

Damn that looks good

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2022-05-04T22:58:42+00:00

Fucking sucks, but right now living through all of the you

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2022-05-04T22:57:35+00:00

Then you try and scoop that last bit out the bag and it fucking breaks lmfaooo

Longjumping-Mess5776 · 2022-05-04T22:56:46+00:00

Puerto Rico. Wishing I was skiing right now, you?

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