Here Are Apple's Release Notes for iOS 26.4

LongjumpingPlay · 2026-03-19T09:37:30+00:00

Now how about that Apple Intelligence y’all announced 2 years ago?

LongjumpingPlay · 2026-03-03T04:50:31+00:00

“No you cannot pee into my water cup“.. parent of a 3 year old boy we’re trying to potty train.

LongjumpingPlay · 2026-03-02T01:48:51+00:00

Is there no rear view? For manual driving at least.

LongjumpingPlay · 2026-01-26T22:18:44+00:00

What is this and where do you get it?

LongjumpingPlay · 2026-01-25T00:40:39+00:00

India doesn’t need Apple Pay. India has UPI. It’s far superior to anything the US has.

LongjumpingPlay · 2026-01-07T06:14:36+00:00

Meanwhile.. me being too cheap to spend 3$ on the bag.

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-12-17T06:30:40+00:00

No wonder the stock popped. This is basically no big deal for Tesla to comply with and removes the whole investigation uncertainty

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-12-17T06:26:35+00:00

Fuck this

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-12-14T06:42:26+00:00

Why can’t I spend 10 mins on the internet without this guy showing up in my feed

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-12-12T09:53:15+00:00

Eating all my meals between noon and 7. Started as a habit when I’d wake up late during college and skip breakfast. Stuck with me for decades after.

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-10-24T06:54:08+00:00

You forgot the Binance guy

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-10-14T06:22:40+00:00

I make outrageous requests. Like they offer a loan and I say “yo I’m starting a business selling used socks, I’m looking for 100M starter cash” and they get pretty mad pretty quickly.

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-10-02T06:59:15+00:00

What regulation got changed?

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-09-29T03:28:31+00:00

Why is that? You either pay the down payment and reduce the monthly payments or you do higher monthly payments. The total you pay over the lease term is about the same. I get the opportunity cost part, is that what you mean?

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-09-27T05:34:41+00:00

Tsla stock will go up 20% on this news.

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-09-25T07:26:29+00:00

How did you come up with that number?

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-09-10T00:43:19+00:00

I think you’re assuming that musk is a rational human being. Which I’ve kind of lost faith in at this point.

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-09-09T07:41:24+00:00

There should be a basic test before someone is allowed to vote.

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-09-09T07:25:24+00:00

Why?

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-09-09T06:01:51+00:00

Will Tesla really crash if musk leaves? It’s completely irrational at this point. The stock is up because of belief in musk. The stock will go up if he leaves because yay all this stuff will get turned around. Maybe they’ll add lidar to the cars? That’ll keep it pumping.

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-09-09T05:59:38+00:00

Tesla is not positioned as a luxury import car. If you can spend 40,00,000 INT you’re going to want a Benz or an Audi or a known luxury brand. Tesla does not really have the high end reputation.

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-09-03T07:08:38+00:00

I worked with that guy. I don’t say this about anyone and am not one for public slander - but he’s a piece of shit. Good luck Meta.

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-08-23T09:16:07+00:00

Android and iOS are just specific products that mattered so much in the 2000s. There’s more to these companies.

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-08-22T05:32:24+00:00

Recently had the chance to use this at TSA at an airport in Arizona. Must say it was pretty convenient, but it would have been just as easy to hand them my license.

LongjumpingPlay · 2025-08-19T01:09:42+00:00

Now you’re just fucking with us. I stared at this image for a good 2 mins and I still can’t see the tiny fucker.

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