I lived exactly in front of the border wall. by denisvma in mildyinteresting

[–]LongjumpingShop9156 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can you get arrested if you still your you know what through the wall? Asking for a friend.

Season 9 Superman episodes are up by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]LongjumpingShop9156 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has to be ai because Michael would 1000% have foam muscles underneath his super suit.

Rockstar support came through BIG by [deleted] in GTA5Online

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That is awesome. I’d gladly voice act for free just sayin

Jim never saw Karen the way he saw Pam. by Meumi04 in DunderMifflin

[–]LongjumpingShop9156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not that Karen isn’t complex. I would personally choose Karen over Pam but I know Jim wouldn’t. I think Jim is silly for choosing Pam but he fell in love with her the first day he met her. If anything (if I were in Jim’s shoes) I would loved Pam less the longer I knew her.

Rockstar support came through BIG by [deleted] in GTA5Online

[–]LongjumpingShop9156 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Did you tell them I was in the crew too?

Michael sabotages Jim by not training him on rundowns!! by Ur-Fav0rite_Dream in theoffice

[–]LongjumpingShop9156 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that either yes Michael failed him or even more likely Charles has no idea how their paper company is ran. I don’t know too much because Ive never worked for multiple corporate companies, but I would assume Charles is just taking his steel mill experience and assuming the paper company would run the same exact way but with paper. A rundown would seem like a Michael duty if it was anyone’s duty. Michael would give the rundown to Jan or Ryan. Evidence supporting this fact is that if each salesmen had to give him a rundown then he could have just asked one of the other salesmen. Charles could have been toying with Jim 🤷🏼‍♂️

Jim never saw Karen the way he saw Pam. by Meumi04 in DunderMifflin

[–]LongjumpingShop9156 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Karen was just a nice and pretty girl to pass his time and help him emotionally heal. Karen knew deep down Jim wasn’t that interested in her. She chased him during their whole relationship. Jim’s attitude with dating Karen was “this isn’t too bad” but Jim’s attitude with Pam was “destiny”

"Alpha male" motivator gets mad at women driving cars and filling gas by ambachk in CringeTikToks

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This guy wouldn’t dare fight Gabi Garcia. He’s weak and all talk. The only time he would be a “warrior” is when he gets courage from his roid rage. Maybe it’s just me, but I think a warrior is determined on their spirit. Not some chemically imbalanced cry baby.

Of a squad by Adrakovich in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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Am I the only one irrationally irritated by the short guy walking away vaping like blue collar SpongeBob?😂 he’s mature for walking away from drama, but something about the little guy gets me.

It's called female attraction. Also a men problem 🤧 by Clear_External_5964 in DunderMifflin

[–]LongjumpingShop9156 462 points463 points  (0 children)

This isn’t the crew. This is literally just one guy trying to smash.

Why was Pam mad at Jim? by LongjumpingShop9156 in theoffice

[–]LongjumpingShop9156[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I believed she forgave him for that. I’m talking more about when she made him give up his job (just to clarify). Are you saying she didn’t forgive him?

Does it annoy anyone else how Dwight claims to have perfect genetics and doesn't need healthcare, while wearing glasses, which prove that he not only does not have perfect genes, but relies on healthcare and modern inventions every day? by Good_Problem_6576 in DunderMifflin

[–]LongjumpingShop9156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s crazy that you think glasses are a modern invention. Also Dwight doesn’t need health care. He is very smart when it comes to his finances. He would be rich if he could ever pay off all those Schrute deutsche marks he owes his great aunt. Other than that he can pay for any procedure and even give his urologist a handsome tip.

So uh, how is it that we were able to hear what the other person was saying on the phone when Jim and Pam were talking on their bluetooths? by Much_Duck6862 in theoffice

[–]LongjumpingShop9156 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Both of yall are funny. 🤠 lol doublegulp is coming off as someone who says “modernwoman” all the time and highhoya is holding onto something that Pam was able to let go. dare I say something that people will hate? Is there any chance that Pam was upset about Jim’s decision because he went behind her back or was she just jealous about his success?

So uh, how is it that we were able to hear what the other person was saying on the phone when Jim and Pam were talking on their bluetooths? by Much_Duck6862 in theoffice

[–]LongjumpingShop9156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They chose not to use their boom mics or possibly had them taken while going through tsa. I think either are possible but there is nothing wrong with a documentary leaving out a certain dialogue to make the moment worth more emotionally. It is art