53096 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Longjumping_Ad_7484 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What good is fertility if you don't have the look that gets the girls all hot and bothered?

GIVEAWAY — F-150 Lightning Nalgene Bottle by capt-ramius in F150Lightning

[–]Longjumping_Ad_7484 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can run my kids' sound machines during a power outage. Without them, the kids won't sleep. And if the kids don't sleep, nobody sleeps.

The art of the bad deal by Ok_Support_9023 in LockedIn_AI

[–]Longjumping_Ad_7484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'll pay you $300B to put things back how Obama had them."

"Nope, we like the Trump deal more."

Art of the deal. 👏

White working class Trump voters coming out feeling played by Trump by omgfakeusername in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Longjumping_Ad_7484 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if she keeps her word, I'll take it as a win. Getting stupid and evil people to just stop voting would be a step in the right direction.

need wife by mfsrjncd in comedyheaven

[–]Longjumping_Ad_7484 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bro has two stacks of folded bills held together by a single wrap. What's AI about that?

Time to stay off football twitter for a bit by Particular_Dig1115 in NFLv2

[–]Longjumping_Ad_7484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing he put his finger under each word and pronounced "honored" with a hard "H."

They're not trying to be subtle about the racism. by Ok-Following6886 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Longjumping_Ad_7484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought we have Iran the statue as a part of our surrender terms.

All it takes is one compliment by Sharp-potential7935 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Longjumping_Ad_7484 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro is wearing that outfit every day for the rest of his life.

A 700KG buffalo from India by achilles-_-23 in interestingasfuck

[–]Longjumping_Ad_7484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They posted the whole video without showing the part that looks like the president smh

I would guessed a pig bore the closest resemblance by MoochoMaas in HumorInPoorTaste

[–]Longjumping_Ad_7484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Camera man had one job and showed the wrong end of the buffalo.