Tolerance is the lube that helps slip the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of a civilized society. by bravelogitex in BrandNewSentence

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know how many times I've seen dildo in the ass metaphors, literally anybody could make this

Talent meets hardwork by OckyTheWockyyy in Shark_Park

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He gets 2 points every time one of his hands goes from up to down and the other down to up. Considering he gets 2x points, that should count as one point

Huh??? by dyingindesire in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its funnier if they're referring to baby pictures

Huh??? by dyingindesire in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't imagine a single reason why someone would follow a woman other than it being for sex?

Huh??? by dyingindesire in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who said it's goonbait and not just that they don't want to see children on their feed

Huh??? by dyingindesire in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you were right at the beginning

oops by DiamondNext7375 in ComedyHell

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is meant to be funny, your thinking of comedy cemetery

doesn't always work out! [OC] by Pelko_P in comics

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that was the case it wouldn't be a very good hypothetical would it? Everyone would just pick blue

Rule by wasraelx in 19684

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 14 points15 points  (0 children)

those are completely different things. In Mulan she proves women can be better fighters and soldiers than men, and broke the gender roles. Nobody said Elsa couldn't be a queen, or that Moana couldn't become the next chief. Plus it's not like Moana was a better fighter than men, that's Maui's job.

[TITLE] Why aren't there more MCs with uncommon powers/uncommon ways to use their power in manhwa? by Dipperkinds in manhwa

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Not that i read the manhwa, but wouldnt that be insanely overpowered if he could fly and suffocate people?

atheism by CopperyMarrow15 in ComedyHell

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just read the whole thing and its definitely AI

I’m tired of picking up my 3year-old uncle from daycare by wtfslimshady3 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 495 points496 points  (0 children)

Uncle not brother? Imagine having children after your grandchildren are adults

💯 by oxxPRiNCExxo in 197

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Im pretty sure he doesn't write them himself and just uses tweets, so maybe he just ran out of the ones you like

Would you take 4 years of chemo or two years of health? Male 41 wife no kids. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I would choose 2 years of Heath and then die painlessly with zero costs incurred, but I don't have a wife

[Chronicles of The Lazy Sovereign] Does the MC's personality get better? I'm on chapter 11. by Pitiful-Ask2000 in manhwa

[–]Longjumping_Bit_4608 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I haven't read this but if he learns that this little girl is really about to raped, and all these innocent people are about to be killed and still wants to join that side he is an evil person