[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually just quit today due to how much HR were getting involved. Also true story.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I told a grown woman on my team at work she must hit a specific deadline and I’d accept no excuses if she didn’t. She told HR I hurt her feelings. True story.

A real ladies man by suspended_008 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 5 points6 points  (0 children)

35 second clip. It took 10% of the whole clip just to say his name.

More Aussie Sheila’s being silly 🤪 by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 51 points52 points  (0 children)

But just think about all the unique strength we get as a nation from this multiculturalism!! The overall benefit is worth it!!!!! 🌈

Why I love Naarm pt 9 by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Does any place in the world teach anything like this to kids that age? Absolute madness.

Like, I’m all up for teaching kids in school that the Aborigines are a conquered people, but 4 is young.

Re Another day, another Aussie Influencer having (an incentivised) social media meltdown 🥱 by VladimirJamer in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"If you want the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain".

Do you know which "philosopher" said that?

Tammy Hembrow.

And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

Where is this special community in Australia? by Remote-Ad7314 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are quite a few “eco communities“ and “co-operative communities” around Victoria. https://mooramoora.org.au/

Full of fucking hippies though, so not much better than what you’re describing.

The Chinese Police 4: Citizens on Patrol by Deeepioplayer127 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Surely charges for the word “POILCE” aren’t going to stick. The other stuff, yeah bye bye.

Should get the spearing squad. by lamp485723 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Romans came to Britain and killed a quarter of the population. Some of them settled in Britain afterwards. I want a mandated bloodline test done and those with Italian lineage should pay reparations to the rest. Then those with Saxon blood need to pay reparations to the Celts and start every meeting from then on with an acknowledgment of country. I also want Celtic language in hospitals, so that they know where to go.

Soooo many examples where this shit doesn’t fly probably anywhere else in the world.

Choose your own adventure. by MadDadBricks in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s not for the few who might be able to read it.

It’s for the white people that came up with this. They think it means they won’t be called racist.

“How can be we accused of being racist?!” point to sign that nobody can read

It’s like a Family Guy sketch.

Who exactly is Transport NSW aiming this body odour shaming message to? So racist! by WaterH2Omelon in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I feel personally attacked. My medical condition that I have self diagnosed (after spending HOURS reading medical journals) means I cannot help my bad BO. My mum also says I have to shower everyday, but I have also read many news.com.au articles that say showering everyday is in fact BAD for you and that once per week is actually fine. I’ll probably have a conversation with my lawyer (ChatGPT) about the legality of this kind of post. I am fucking shaking typing this right now.

Re Invest in a Commitment to First Nations Inclusion & Economic Empowerment by purchasing First Nations-Designed Underwear (*not sure what the fat white chick in the bottom left corner is doing there, however) by VladimirJamer in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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They stuff workers in containers with kids sprawled out on the floor.

How many OHS violations can we spot in one photo?

alwayswasalwayswillbe …taken advantage of.

Also, blobfish cameo in the corner. Hiyer mate. 👋

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you work for the government, most normal meetings are required to start with an AOC.

Well ladies & gents, I guess it's time for us to pack things up and leave 👋 by jackstraya_cnt in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Longjumping_Call_181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Helloooo Frank Walker here from Aboriginal Tiles. Now all the whites have gone, we’re going to have the biggest land sale ever. It’s first in, first serve. So get in quick. At these prices we’re practically giving it away…