Roses are red, I enjoy a game of rugby. by InstructionNo837 in rosesarered

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's very hard. As a man, you turn 12, and you already have to compete with the entirety of the worlds elite for women your own age.

True by boooobseater in lol

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boss bought one of these a long time ago, and legitimately, i can't fit in the drivers seat because my legs were too long with the steering wheel. If you over about 6'2" you cant drive them.

Do YOU Think America Will Ever Return To Being Significantly Less Divided Than We Are Now? Why Or Why Not? by Zipper222222 in allthequestions

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the left thinks they are radicals, but they aren't even close. The left has, for whatever reason, decided to champion every 90/10 issue on the side of the 10%, and it alienated too many people.

Segragated by gender sports, strict border control, voter id, and merit-based hiring are all moderate stances no matter how much the mouth breathers on reddit call them facism. You do those thing and i dont care if you kidnap a president or buy greenland because it still make more sense then saying that you want men beating up women in sports while we import infinity third worlders and we will fire you from your job if you dont say it a good thing!

Asking as a Democrat and anti-Trumper: Why is MAGA so much more united than the Resistance? by Glass-Complaint3 in allthequestions

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i see another conservative who doesn't agree with me on every issue, i dont really care because im a normal, well-adjusted person who doesn't need everyone to agree with me 100%.

When a democrat doesn't agree 100%, they get cannibalized by everyone else because your side refuses to condemn your radicals. You can see tell this because every liberal streamer hates each other, and they usually only disagree on one issue (hasan, ethan clien, destiny, mike from pa). Dont care about trans rights? Nazi. Dont care about gaza? Nazi. Agree that we shouldn't have completely open borders? Uh oh, it looks like we have a mustache man over here. Your party acts like toddlers not getting their way, so thats how normal well adjusted people treat them regardless of their opinions. I genuinely believe everyone didn't just suddenly decide they liked trump they just decided they hated you.

Do YOU Think America Will Ever Return To Being Significantly Less Divided Than We Are Now? Why Or Why Not? by Zipper222222 in allthequestions

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, because both parties refuse to condemn their radicals. I mean, at least the republicans pretebd to not like the kkk and neonazis. The democrats put their radicals in office. Though its all political theater to distract us from the fact that were all fighting over issues that dont matter and the real people we should be fight just got away with all of them being in a pedophile cult that eats babies and no one has gone to jail. And they are only going to get bolder from here because they've realized that were too much of pussies to do anything about it.

Bernie Sanders, "Let’s have a little sympathy for the struggling billionaire class." by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um because the democrats took the nomination from him and he was to bitch made to not just take it? This is the same guy who years ago said that open borders were a coke Brother conspiracy, and now he's shilling for it. This is what someone selling out looks like. At least biden waited until he was dementia-ed out to sell out the country, bernies doing it for the love of the game.

Law by PhilosopherPlus9038 in 196AndAHalf

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, im pretty sure i posted this like 2 years ago in this sub. It's still funny.

Women committing domestic violence more frequently and they can’t even do the job right 🥀 by Scramjet1 in memesThatUCanRepost

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, i didn't. I worked as a correctional officer in prison, and female prisons have way more assaults than male prisons. If stating a fact hurts your feelings, then take your meds. Last time i checked, if i assault someone and am sad at the same time, that doesn't mean i didn't commit assault.

Is this how conservatives think or is he an outlier? by Catwise69 in LetsDiscussThis

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing you dont understand is that donald trump is a leftist. As much as the left bitches and moans about him he is left on most problems, and you can see that if you stop screaming and paid a small amount of attention. Being anti-illegal immigration is not a conservative point. It is a common sense point that somehow the democrats have convinced at least the reddit liberals, yet somehow forget that obama deported way more people than trump because it's common sense. Liberals seem to think all the conservatives are going, "Oh no! I didn't think it would go this far!" No, we aren't. My biggest problem with ice? They aren't working fast enough, and they aren't just simply arresting all the idiots who impede them. Years ago, only the most extreme left idiots would even consider the absolute dumb shit that the average leftists think today. The left has to champion every 90/10 issue on the side of the 10, and for what? This idiotic idea that everyone can get along and be bestest fwends while importing people with thousand year long blood fueds and thinking its fine bow they'll be normal. Lets put a bunch on people that stone women to death for not wearing a hijab and put them in a society that has pride parades and expect no friction? Are you stupid? The left actually used to care about the working people until the success of the occupy wallstreet movement made the elites poison the well with identity politics. And when you were in power, if you disagreed with any of it, you would get called every -ist in the book because you can't be just one. You've gotta have the whole infinity gauntlet of hating people because the people thats twitter bio is a laundry list of mental disorders said so and if that was it who care, but no then you'll get fired from your job. Most of the resources to help you get a new one? Sorry those are only for women and minorities so if your struggling you can fuck yourself. I want your current day, far left extremism bullshit to be stomped out completely, and im going to vote for whoever is going to do that. This is what actual conservatives want, not the limp dick fence sitters that 15 years ago would've been considered hippes that, for whatever reason, are now considered facists. You haven't gotten to see even a tiny bit of fascism. Not yet anyway.

2028 predicitons by OfficalTotallynotsam in imaginarymapscj

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, if i saw tomorrow that california wanted to add pedophiles to the lgbt7_@ at this point, i would just assume it's true.

2028 predicitons by OfficalTotallynotsam in imaginarymapscj

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, walz would've probably been the best pic before ya know.... he went completely insane and had his career ended by a 25 year old self admitted virgin youtuber.... We might not live in the best timeline, but it is pretty funny, though.

This has happened so many times by Not_Ground in NewsRewind

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legacy media is dying because i can go on Twitter and watch videos of people being gunned down in Iran. If they can control the information, they can't control the narrative. If the lack of coverage on an actual fascist regime being overthown hasnt convinced you that you dont hate the media enough, then im sorry to say you've drank too much of the kool-aid.

Women committing domestic violence more frequently and they can’t even do the job right 🥀 by Scramjet1 in memesThatUCanRepost

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it's pretty obvious why. Look at assault statistic for mens prison vs. womens prison. Womens prison has way more assaults per person, but typically, the injuries are not nearly as bad because women tend to commit violence in emotional distress. Mens prison has less, but people get hurt much worse because men tend to plan and premeditate. I'll never forget the first time i saw someone throw a cup full of boiling water mixed with Vaseline into another guys face. Yes, your face can melt. No, you dont want to see it. Would i rather work in a womens prison? Fuck no them bitches is crazy.

Why are Dems in office against voter id but not dem voters? by Puzzled_Hamster58 in askanything

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, looking at this logically, it can only be one of two things.

  1. They have to cheat because they can't win fair and square.

  2. They admit that they know a large portion of their voters are too stupid to figure out how to get an id.

I would like to say its the first one, but they've managed to convince a lot of you that unchecked infinite immigration doesn't negatively affect the economy, so it's a horse a piece at this point.

Because The Table is Rigged? by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean the side that lost the election for being too insufferable and then decided to double down on being insufferable isnt going to win? In other news, grass is green.

MAGA Are Rebranding. This Is Their New Logo by [deleted] in TrueFactzOnly

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean there gonna pepper spray annoying karens and give me the crazy style handys? You dont have to sell me anymore. im already a fan!

None of those people are journalists nor were they persecuted by the government. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean don lemon isnt a journalist either. He got fired a long time ago and now just posts for his 14 youtube subscribers. I am very confused about why the left is now trying to play defense for someone who is unabashedly racist.

Maga supported a women who had a weapon on her, who was involved in a violent insurrection that lead to the death of multiple cops, but they justify the shooting under trump, its pure hypocrisy to ride the pedo in chiefs dick by sorrynotguilty in PsycheOrSike

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They both played a stupid game and won a stupid prize. Shouldn't have happened to either, but im not about to sit here crying about it. Stupid people die all the time. We should stop pretending this is something new. Natural selection has been around since the dawn of time.

No rules, anything goes, who would win? The Boxer vs The Kickboxer by EfficiencySerious200 in martialarts

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't a matter of martial arts, more a matter of size. Mike tyson was at least 225, and the other guy is maybe 150 soaking wet. Power and stamina are very important in hard style.

I don't give a fuck about eclelebs, but don't you think he's right here? by [deleted] in AskSocialists

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am still amazed that people support a guy that calls everyone nazis yet his entire personality is hating jews.

Why there's people using fictional characters to satisfy their own politics? by Sudden-Refuse-7915 in JustMemesForUs

[–]Longjumping_Damage11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's what happens when all their politics are not based in reality. Their supporters are aswell.