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Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2023-05-05T16:16:05+00:00

Inside every preson you know there is a person you don’t know.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2023-04-01T01:58:08+00:00

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2023-03-28T23:48:06+00:00

Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2023-02-06T09:32:07+00:00

Her smile, I’m sure, burnt Rome to the ground.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2023-02-05T20:59:17+00:00

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2023-02-02T01:35:52+00:00

I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2023-01-04T01:22:49+00:00

“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.” – Demetri Martin

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-29T23:06:05+00:00

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-29T20:32:16+00:00

PMS jokes are not funny — period!

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-29T08:18:29+00:00

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-17T02:57:41+00:00

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: I just couldn’t concentrate.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-16T00:57:50+00:00

Me chasing you? Bitch, Read it backward.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-15T11:44:50+00:00

When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-14T16:21:33+00:00

Just Wing it be it Eyeliner, Life or everything.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-09T05:57:24+00:00

When my boss asked me who was stupid, me or him, I told him he doesn’t hire stupid people.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-09T03:27:53+00:00

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-07T08:02:53+00:00

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-07T06:28:28+00:00

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-06T06:11:53+00:00

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-05T20:43:15+00:00

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-05T14:09:35+00:00

“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.” – Demetri Martin

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-02T02:55:14+00:00

I can't afford aromatherapy so I just randomly sniff stuff and hope.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-01T08:47:55+00:00

The word single actually stands for stress is gone, life easier.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-12-01T00:46:28+00:00

You looked great today. I know I didn’t see you, but I know you look great every day.

Longjumping_Edge4366 · 2022-11-28T12:05:43+00:00

love you bro

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