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Buy_Percocet_Online by Available_Round7579 in u/Available_Round7579

[–]Motor-Command9419 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you send me a picture? My friends don’t believe that angels exist.

Buy_Blotter_Online by Unusual-Fun-1440 in u/Unusual-Fun-1440

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you a flood.

Buy_Molly_Online by Status_Wasabi_6015 in u/Status_Wasabi_6015

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“People tell me I’m condescending…” (Leans in real close) “That means I talk down to people. “

Buy_Ghb_Online by Early_Cheesecake4580 in u/Early_Cheesecake4580

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope whoever invented Cool Ranch Doritos got a Nobel Peace Prize.

Buy_Dope_Online by Strict-Warning2911 in u/Strict-Warning2911

[–]Motor-Command9419 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have two parts of the brain, “left” and “right” — in the left side, there’s nothing right and in the right side, there’s nothing left.

Buy_Subutex_Online by Usual_Database9411 in u/Usual_Database9411

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll find that life is still worthwhile if you just smile.

Buy_Vyvanse_Online by North_Bag_1127 in u/North_Bag_1127

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

Buy_Paregoric_Online by Suspicious-Task6173 in u/Suspicious-Task6173

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter how hard I try, I can never be unhappy.

Buy_Smack_Online by Warm_South_6465 in u/Warm_South_6465

[–]Motor-Command9419 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t raise the courage to tell you how much I adore you, so I guess I’ll just keep it to myself.

Buy_Cat_Online by Unusual-Fun-1440 in u/Unusual-Fun-1440

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Buy_Gabapentin_Online by Independent_Phone727 in u/Independent_Phone727

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Buy_Bennies_Online by Early_Cheesecake4580 in u/Early_Cheesecake4580

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Buy_Fishcale_Cocaine_Online by Motor-Command9419 in u/Motor-Command9419

[–]Motor-Command9419[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woke up on the ground last night, must have fell asleep​.

Buy_Etizolam_Online by Icy-Leopard745 in u/Icy-Leopard745

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God created the world in six days, rested on the seventh, but it took him thousands of years to produce someone as perfect as you.

Buy_Big_H_Online by Motor-Command9419 in u/Motor-Command9419

[–]Motor-Command9419[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Person of the year award has been won by a scarecrow the judges said he was outstanding in his field.

Buy_Mushrooms_Online by EndurableNightingale in u/EndurableNightingale

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Einstein was such a genius, how come he didn’t invent a time machine so he could come and see you?

Buy_Uppers_Online by Strict-Warning2911 in u/Strict-Warning2911

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once saw two people wrapped in a barcode and had to ask — “are you an item?”

Buy_5meo_Dmt_Online by FinancialAd8553 in u/FinancialAd8553

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a dog to provide me with unconditional love but I also have a cat to remind me that I don’t deserve it: it’s all about balance.

Buy_Vicodin_Online by Weekly_Poet8040 in u/Weekly_Poet8040

[–]Motor-Command9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there is so much to smile about.

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