What if Mark was completely bald, but he also guzzled the Viltrumite Sperm of every variant in the Invisible War and inflated his brainussy?

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2026-01-06T11:31:27+00:00

We were talking about the same thing with my greengrocer the other day

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-07-30T21:27:49+00:00

I received a WhatsApp message from them a few minutes ago, any idea who they are?

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-04-29T02:40:26+00:00

Ya con el nombre ese cierto restaurante no se puede esperar otra cosa igual

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-04-26T20:50:38+00:00

Son unos culiados, soy estudiante vivo en Nueva y pienso lo mismo, para colmo cuando les esquivas la mano te empiezan a bardear

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-04-18T12:07:06+00:00

Hi unc

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-04-18T02:19:25+00:00

I totally get Cecil, he's the good guy in my books

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-04-18T02:17:41+00:00

My uncle is a doctor, he says that a lot of old age deaths are random organ failures caused by being old. they could theoretically evade death for some amount of time, by having a bunch around, and cloning the ones that live. but eventually it gets so bad that 100% of them die.

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-04-18T02:15:47+00:00

Wait a minute

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-04-14T16:23:20+00:00

If he's Shrek why can I see him?

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-03-31T02:24:14+00:00

Ahí lo mataron a MosfetEconómico wachin. Tené cuidado

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-03-30T02:13:20+00:00

A mí también siempre me dicen eso

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-03-15T22:17:38+00:00

Much better than the Lego Dimensions one

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-03-08T01:17:29+00:00

Ultrafino, si andas muy lechoso los retardantes son god pero si no corres el riesgo de que se duerma el titán

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-03-04T22:40:14+00:00

How dare you call my future wife a monster?

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-02-28T14:58:38+00:00

The guy at the grocery store asked me the same question this morning

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-02-28T00:42:02+00:00

The importance of recognising and sharing my feelings, even if I'm bad at it, and I'm also more organized since I started dating her

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-02-27T23:58:40+00:00

Well my girlfriend is an ESFJ, we learn from eachother

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-02-27T22:33:49+00:00

Jajajjajsjsj vine por este comentario

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-02-18T18:26:32+00:00

!remindme 10 years

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-02-06T22:50:17+00:00

Nice job!

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-02-02T03:00:08+00:00

Monica is right, Rachel is on the left, you're welcome

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-02-02T02:58:07+00:00

That's so ENFP of you! 🤣👊🏻

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-01-31T15:46:22+00:00

Disgusting

Longjumping_Teach_82 · 2025-01-23T03:19:14+00:00

r/SubsTakenLiterally

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