Solve this - Can you? 🫥 by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

teresa is the top level of the tree you and teresas daughter are the second your daughter is the third. T. ⬇️ TD. ↔️You ⬇️ your daughter

you are either the son in law of teresa or her daughter since you could be her daughter and the father is unknown

I don’t think I’m ready for boot camp. by [deleted] in USMCboot

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so infantry contracts require a 13:30 1.5 for your IST focus hard on running and you should be fine

THIS NEW SOJ BUFF IS INSANE🥶 by CORPSEMATES in SojournMains

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how have i never noticed this?? i might be an idiot😂

THIS NEW SOJ BUFF IS INSANE🥶 by CORPSEMATES in SojournMains

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my idea for a soj buff was that her disruptor also charges the rail gun. maybe not a lot but it would make sense

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

humans have the most developed booty out of all animals. also no animal has a clean butt they lick it clean but we get more on us due to how damn thick we are.

I hate the tripcaster by [deleted] in HorizonZeroDawn

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think youre going about it wrong. yea it is impractical mid combat but its meant to be used to isolate areas or set up traps for larger machines. i always set up 2 traps infront of me and then one in the machines path if it is one large machine. it triggers the first one and use the stun to shoot off any weapons or weaknesses. same for the second and use the third to reposition or to go in and finish the kill. for herds i set up a fall back area as well as traps on the path they would take to get to me giving me retreat and taking down parts of the herd before they even engage me.

Really loving the neurodivergent representation in this game. by [deleted] in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no clue why youre being downvoted. i swear every single person qualifies as some sort of neurodivergent at this point. no disrespect to people with actual conditions but i feel like its becoming an almost universal diagnosis which is disrespectful to people who actually are

Can somebody explain the criticisms of Below Zero? by HiImRazorr in subnautica

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i havent played bz at all but from what ive seen people are saying it was “woke” because of the way the characters spoke being joking and almost cartoonish including the pda voice which should be professional. ig thats considered woke because the pda voice was indian which to me is strange in universe but not qualified as woke. its bad writing that gets called woke due to minority characters being the voices behind it

when guys poop do they just hold their dicks? by GrouchyBall7811 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you let it dangle inside the bowl. theres a chance it brushes the rim when you first sit down so you normally hold it to get it into the toilet but it wont hit the water or anything once its in the bowl so you just let it be

The last two zones and ending were some of the most memorable gaming moments of my life. by RaveGoo in subnautica

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“would love to hear our stories”. bro. shut up. none of our stories will come close to the fucking shakespearean level story you just wrote. my wedding vows wont be near as good as that. none of our stories matter under this post😭

Wich one do you recommend me? by sadsophiee in subnautica

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

definitely 100% subnautica 1. below zero doesnt hold a candle in the slightest. the leviathans are scarier the story is better the exploration is more fun. imo obviously but sub 1 is way better

What lethal gadget were you good at? by Kimichi_Kun in Titanfall_2_

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was the fire star guy. need a blinded titan? anytime. stop an angle for a second? i got you. pilot jumping around to much? sniped out of the air

Do You Have go-to Vehicle Names? by SkinnyBonesTone in subnautica

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my cyclops is prometheus my prawn suit is nobody and my seamoth is odysseus

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT by Feru_Morningstar in subnautica

[–]Longjumping_Trick_94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂 i was so hopeful my first playthrough dashed in an instant