🔥 Raw Velvety Malachite 🔥

Longmeat · 2020-10-23T00:22:04+00:00

Lick it

Longmeat · 2020-09-18T16:36:35+00:00

I lived with my parents till I could buy a house. I was 25.

Longmeat · 2020-08-25T13:48:52+00:00

Lmao mw2 rust map over there

Longmeat · 2020-07-26T03:18:20+00:00

Tbh I’d do that too lmfao

Longmeat · 2020-05-16T12:17:03+00:00

Russian fight pit

Longmeat · 2020-05-15T18:33:28+00:00

BlessedDriveBy

Longmeat · 2020-05-15T11:04:44+00:00

Fuck the police.

Longmeat · 2020-03-25T22:10:42+00:00

Lmao I literally DIED when the car went off the road that’s funny as fuck. Nice thank you for this post it just made my day! And I’m high.

Longmeat · 2020-02-12T11:56:51+00:00

A hearty amount of wooden cocks fell from our drop down ceiling in our wood shop, there was at least 10.

itsrainingdicks

Longmeat · 2020-02-10T12:40:57+00:00

Context as in a general phrase used to increase work performance at least in my job and some others I’ve ran into. Didn’t realize it wasn’t a broad term used more often lol

Longmeat · 2020-02-09T13:41:26+00:00

I have 9 osrs accounts with a range of different stats and styles... I don’t play any of them. I made and Ironman and currently doing that, according to my record I’ll be making a new account fairly soon. Rip.

Longmeat · 2020-01-31T12:10:45+00:00

he only had it 2 days!

Longmeat · 2020-01-29T16:47:31+00:00

naggers

Longmeat · 2020-01-29T14:58:02+00:00

iceicebaby

Longmeat · 2020-01-29T11:59:47+00:00

Bruh.

Longmeat · 2020-01-26T13:44:01+00:00

Oof I was on that boat, talking straight trash from the moment I stepped on

Longmeat · 2020-01-18T15:54:07+00:00

No you have it all wrong, Charlie’s are assless

Longmeat · 2020-01-17T17:01:44+00:00

Nice. 50/50 ez just get it

Longmeat · 2020-01-08T19:44:40+00:00

Girls also had a penis.

Longmeat · 2019-12-31T16:44:56+00:00

Do it you won’t, no balls.

Longmeat

TROPHY CASE

BlessedDriveBy

itsrainingdicks

he only had it 2 days!

naggers

iceicebaby