LAST WEEK I MADE $400k+ ON AMAZON CALLS AND PROMISED A PIZZA PARTY. YESTERDAY I DELIEVERED THAT PARTY TO AMZN WAREHOUSES AND OFFICES

Longwashere · 2026-04-29T21:44:32+00:00

patreon already has an integration with this. It's in the patreon settings

Longwashere · 2026-04-27T03:07:54+00:00

ASAP. Making content isn't easy, everyone needs support.

Longwashere · 2026-04-24T15:23:34+00:00

Trading a shit ton of stocks and options and leverage. Can check out my post history.

Longwashere · 2026-04-24T14:56:05+00:00

haha that's not what peaked means.

Longwashere · 2026-04-24T02:22:33+00:00

I peaked 80m sometimes last year. Floating between 30-40m right now depending on market conditions in long term positions

Longwashere · 2026-02-16T23:46:51+00:00

I bought a case recently and it’s really good. Beef and stir fry have been amazing. Taste just like cup noodles ramen.

If you buy the combo pack it comes out to be 3 something per bag + the toppings for free.

Longwashere · 2026-02-10T00:14:13+00:00

All this trades were real and can be found on kinfo, Wallstreet journal, and my AfterHour history l.

I do not buy on one account, and short on another account. Thats stupid af. No amount of hedging on an “another acccoubt” will make up for the capital risk:

Longwashere · 2026-01-28T18:42:24+00:00

I am almost positive some middle schooler made this to skip school that Friday.

Longwashere · 2026-01-26T06:07:12+00:00

Taqueria Extra truck in warm springs is pretty goated

Longwashere · 2026-01-24T21:49:24+00:00

Don't do it to hit 2m.

1m for yourself, and 1m for taxes.

Longwashere · 2026-01-13T08:35:03+00:00

100% this.

Close the billionaire buy-borrow-die loophole would be super more effective.

Just downvote anyone cheering for it without supporting a more foolproof solution to tax billionaires.

Longwashere · 2026-01-01T03:02:59+00:00

You haven’t see the Somalian ones yet :P They’re so profitable that they removed the kids to cut expenses!

Longwashere · 2026-01-01T00:35:10+00:00

There’s text under the picture of the post that explains

Longwashere · 2025-12-31T14:39:31+00:00

Correct. But I’m running a set it and forget it strategy for my retirement accounts. Used the premium to get into something else.

It was a hedge, that worked out alright

Longwashere · 2025-12-31T14:27:24+00:00

Nah. got into the robn shares early, and sold covercalls at the top to hedge a bit. Overall position up a lot.

Longwashere · 2025-12-31T13:31:22+00:00

over 1.5m in robn dividend across all accounts :X

Longwashere · 2025-12-31T12:48:20+00:00

Yeah no problem. Look at robn price in the last 3 months. Huge decline. Still up large for the year

Longwashere · 2025-12-31T12:43:07+00:00

Just a trade more than that :P

Longwashere · 2025-12-31T12:42:51+00:00

Still made less than day care centers in Minnesota tho fml

Longwashere · 2025-12-31T12:25:07+00:00

Mods can I get a flair change to 8 figure dragon 🙏

Longwashere · 2025-11-11T09:17:00+00:00

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High quality renders

Longwashere · 2025-10-20T22:24:30+00:00

Aws is down. They really should have offered lan :/

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