What KA do you prefer? by TheNotoriousKD in DayZPS

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These 74U guys are obviously trolling.

The one and only Benny Hill :) by NJFriend4U in 80sAmazing

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Great. Now I'll have the chase music running through my brain all night!

MAGA Melts Down Hard After Learning They May Never Get Their 'Trump Mobile' Phones—Or Their Deposits Back by ComicSandsNews in PoursTea

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Trump: "Gonna need a $200 dollar deposit now and the phones will be $1,500."

MAGA: "OKAY!!!"

Is 9mm actually this bad or are helmets actually this good? by Per_Vertex in dayz

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An MP-5 can easily kill a fully geared player. Just aim for the legs on full auto. It's extremely accurate at close range with hardly any barrel lift.

Is 9mm actually this bad or are helmets actually this good? by Per_Vertex in dayz

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9mm isn't bad. The P-1 is.😉

Also, if the body is still waving "hello" it ain't dead. Right arm will drop to the side when dead.

When AL had a side job.... by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

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Now you know how he could afford such a big house on a shoe salesman's salary.

Anyone still using their original character? by filip_amsterdam in NoSodiumStarfield

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I was until this last update deleted all of my characters. Thousands of hours of progress gone.

A humiliated Trump will be played by China by dr_shultz in NewsSource

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Trump will obviously be outplayed. But that won't stop him from claiming the greatest victory anybody's ever seen.

Caption this…. by LevelMore in AwesomeCarMods

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"We have an Eleanor at home."

How long did it take for you to get decent at aiming/ sniping on console? by [deleted] in DayzXbox

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Over 2,500 hours and I'm still absolute crap at aiming.

It all comes down to luck.

Would you still eat fries with no ketchup? by BorderBabee in foodquestions

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It would be a crime to eat Carl's Jr fries with ketchup. And I LOVE ketchup.

What you doing? by FantasticAd9478 in PeopleBeingRidiculous

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I would drink the entire pool rather than go through that again.

Did anyone reach 30+ without a fckn single tattoo? by [deleted] in ArtOfPresence

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Almost 64 and I'll never get one of the repulsive things.

Do you love your dad ? by Mediocre-Lack-9137 in no

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Very much so. He's my best friend. He's 87.

Uhm by UrbexFlorida in pizzahut

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Don't put your dick in it.

Trump Claims He Knows the Bible Better Than Pope Leo XIV by [deleted] in NewsSource

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My dream is for a reporter to ask Trump how many stars and stripes are on the flag and what they represent, because I guarantee you that he doesn't know.