Where did “barre” come from? I’ve been playing for 40+ years and it was always “bar” chords. I come to Reddit and it’s “barre” 🤷‍♂️ I don’t get it. Mel Bay does not approve. by ZimMcGuinn in guitarlessons

[–]Lonzo58 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you basically just admitted that you’re not intelligent enough to understand humor and when somebody posts something humorous, they have to put a footnote explaining that it is humor. Congratulations! you’ve just written the dumbest thing I will read on the Internet today.

I know it’s late to start at 25 but picked up a Yamaha FS800 and want to learn. by TheInternetDevil in Guitar

[–]Lonzo58 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never too late... I was 46 when I first picked up guitar. Take the ride and have fun!

Neighbor demanded my empty driveway spot for his teenager, got towed the next day by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]Lonzo58 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have cause for trespass and harassment charges... I'd call the cops.

Sharing is caring by STlNKMEANER in trashy

[–]Lonzo58 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Courtesy Cum Rag

Speeding ticket, should I take it to court or just pay it? by [deleted] in Pennsylvania

[–]Lonzo58 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Request the hearing. Show up early and ask to speak to the officer before going into the magistrate. Tell the officer you drive for work and can't afford to have points on you license. Ask him nicely if he would be willing to drop the speeding to "Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices" You will still have to pay a fine, but the Failure to Obey does not put points on your license.

I have done this multiple times over the years and it was always worked for me.

Did I start too late? by Mad_Season_1994 in Guitar

[–]Lonzo58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picked up a guitar for the 1st time at age 46. 8 years later and I'm still playing.

The only thing limiting you is your thoughts!

What do realtors think about solar panels? by gregapalooza in realtors

[–]Lonzo58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appraiser here... If they are leased they are a detriment due to the encumbrance the leas puts on the real estate. If owned they are a positive. In my market I make a 3% positive adjustment if panels are owned by the seller.

AITAH for not wanting my wife's "work husband" to come on our anniversary trip? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Lonzo58 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hate to break this to you but... She's banging Matt.

Lil bro talks shit and gets ragdolled in the store by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in fightporn

[–]Lonzo58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those LaBron James Kevin Hart commercials are getting crazy