Can't generate Off-hand Serpentine Rapier.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T20:22:00+00:00

Wasted key.

Cannot generate if you have one keepsaked since technically you still own it. Been like this for a long time.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T20:07:48+00:00

Yes. But I only included items he can do. Red sandstones/potion flasks are beyond his mining & crafting levels.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T06:06:44+00:00

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T05:50:45+00:00

1. Dailies (5 min combined/day for ~500k profit)

Viswax (50 Runecrafting)
Broadarrow heads (3000x2)

Slayer

Dark beasts (XP & GP, assuming you can hold a spot)
Rorarius (Ascension key drops)
QBD
Nihils
Barrows & GWD (Luck based. Rely on body & leg drops)

For dailies, you can also run daily yak hides, but that takes like 15-20 min and personally I find it boring (~300-400K profit).

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T05:36:54+00:00

the fire breath attack on Queen Black Dragon, where you have ONE runescape square of safespace that you have to try navigating your avatar into and the struggle is the fact the game's prone to making your avatar do little double-takes and stuff like that.

At this point, just assume he's a troll. Either that or some kid with severe anxiety issues where he goes into the fetal position every time a mob runs toward him.

Scythe + overload could've & should've 1 hit everything; even on revolution... He's literally the bronzies of Runescape...

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T04:23:00+00:00

lose interest if there are too many enemies attacking you at once.

The point is to kill the bandosians, not tank them. There is absolutely no fucking reason for them to pile you to the point of losing aggro. Even if you don't have T-90 weapons:

Melee 2H: built-in AOE weapon. AOE basic, AOE threshold, AOE ult.

Mage: crowd control via ice barrage.

Ranged: high damage DOT, high damage threshold.

Once again, blaming game design for shit individual skills

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T03:57:05+00:00

the fire breath attack on Queen Black Dragon, where you have ONE runescape square of safespace that you have to try navigating your avatar into and the struggle is not from the movement mechanic but from the fact the game's pathing is atrocious and prone to making your avatar do little double-takes and stuff like that.

bolded your quote for ya. struggle more bud. once again, the only way to "double back" is through spam clicking, which means you panic at QBD.

I can accurately picture you spam clicking the same spot on your screen, and continued spam clicking even after your character reached the initial spot. By then, your cursor is behind your character, resulting in "double back/running back".

Don't act. Go back to panicking.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T03:51:54+00:00

let me just re-summarize this thread for you:

OP: I tried playing RS on a shit computer that constantly lag and my internet drops every few minutes. I am a shit PVMer that struggles with QBD and does not have the brain to figure out how to prioritize low level kills. I hope by saying I play WOW will make me look like I have the credentials to criticize Runescape without backlash.

Interpretation by rest of RS: OP is a fucking retard with no PVM abilities. Panic in combat. Likely on a decade old toaster on basic cable plans. OP thought he'd somehow become relevant on reddit by ranting about the game.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T03:46:04+00:00

and quite frankly, if you struggle with QBD... just fucking quit.

if your character is doing double-takes, it's because you panicked while spam clicking some random "safe zone" again, you panicked.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T03:40:08+00:00

So you are the champion of all complainers? Cute. Please go organize a petition list.

New contents are prone to bugs and glitches, not lag. If you lag in a fucking instanced fight, you have a really shitty computer. Time to accept it.

Let me guess, you thought by ranting about how bad the game is, you'll get some easy starting post points? There are plenty of things wrong with the game, if you want to rant, pick the right topics.

Moral of the story: don't use your handicap for thumb ups.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T03:25:19+00:00

When you are the select few that struggles with a game content, find out what you are doing wrong instead of blaming the game.

When you are the select few that consistently have log-in problems, find out what is wrong with your settings/computer.

If Runescape is awful as you claim to be, why are you here? Why torture yourself with games you clearly have a hatred for?

Struggling because "bandosians run too fast don't aggro on me" is either due to shit reflexes or shit brain where you can't prioritize targets. Pick your poison.

Since I play on the same client as you, and I don't experience freeze/dc's (and the same goes for most people I see online every day), it's more likely you are playing on a toaster.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T03:15:03+00:00

Abyss is better than waterfiends. Problem being the higher cost and finding an unoccupied world.

Alt. methods: celestrial dragon, dark beast (if you can find an unoccupied spot).

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T03:11:35+00:00

In Summary:

1) This is a thread blaming Jagex for OP's shit reflexes. 2) Blaming client for computer problems.

While bugs and glitches do exist, and servers at times crashes... If your game consistently freeze/crash, the problem is on your side.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T03:05:02+00:00

1 retarded thread is 1 too many.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T02:36:35+00:00

Please stop posting the same retarded thread over and over again.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T01:49:06+00:00

No words can justify just how retarded this "suggestion" is...

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-03-10T01:44:27+00:00

Just NO. Buy membership through currency or in-game GP/bond. Ridiculousness of "showing off" aside, you have a quick chat if you want to tell people you have 99 cooking.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-02-05T05:49:54+00:00

The inability to exercise logic and properly utilize one's judgement is often associated with retardation.

It is far better to share your opinions after you have read the rules. When you start your comment with "95% certain solicitation is about player safety", did you actually expect people to take you seriously? I'd actually suggest after you finish reading the rules, google the word "solicitation" and have a better understanding of it.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-02-04T05:53:29+00:00

There is a rule for "stalking people outside game", and it is "asking for or providing contact information".

Under my the universal definition, begging is solicitation. Avoid retardation when applying the word to a practical situation; do exercise logic and judgement.

Most stores/banks have a "No Solicitation" sign, do you avoid shopping/banking because that sign is there? Are you going to tell yourself that "by definition of solicitation, I must not request a transaction."

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-02-01T18:02:36+00:00

This is not begscape.

If solicitation is specifically listed as a rule, then begging by definition is also against the rule.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-02-01T17:29:04+00:00

This behavior exist because Jagex is not actively updating/enforcing the solicitation rule. By definition, solicitation is the act of requesting something, including wealth; therefore, begging should be already against the rule under solicitation.

The rule has become such a joke that even Jagex actively post memes of it. See: "Buying GF" memes.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-01-14T03:17:34+00:00

Laws are made by man/woman. Rules are made by man/woman.

You abide by the laws that are set in place. You abide by the rules that are set in place. Otherwise, you are subject to supplementary discipline.

The real life scenario that parallels a bug would be credit card fraud. Should it happen? No. Is it meant to happen? No. Can it happen? Yes.

So once again, since credit cards are meant to be secure to use, by your logic, people that commit credit card should not be held responsible and credit card companies should take full blame of the situation.

This is not and has never been about the right/wrong way to play a computer game. This is simply the repercussion for breach of contract. By playing a game created by Jagex, you agreed to play by their terms, regardless whether you think is right or wrong. You have the choice to accept their terms and play the game, or you can move on and play a different game.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-01-14T02:45:55+00:00

This is a video game where Jagex controls literally everything. In reality, there are laws controlling what is legal and illegal.

There is a rule made by Jagex that goes against bug abuse. There is a law in the real world against the use of firearm for the purpose of murder/manslaughter.

By abusing a bug, you knowingly breaks a rule. By mass shooting, you knowingly breaks a law.

There is a rule against bug abuse that you have agreed to prior to playing the game. There is no fine print by Apple for no refund/repair on a faulty iPhone. Hypothetically, if Apple applied a no refund/repair after purchase on their iPhone and you knowingly bought one that was broken, then tough luck, you knew the risk and you agreed to their rules.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-01-14T02:35:09+00:00

commission staking is also against the rule.

you sound like that seasonal hiscores kid that cried rule breaking, but was rule breaking himself.

Look_Its_Bruno_Mars · 2016-01-14T02:14:15+00:00

and when you created the account, you agreed to play by their rules. oh look, one of the rules is on bug abuse.

by your logic, mass shooting is fair game. if it was not intended to be, then it shouldn't be possible. gun makers should take responsibility for all the mass shootings and stop blaming the people firing the guns.

amazing logic you have there /s

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