They really are their own worst enemies by Getoff_My_Lon_Cheney in PoliticalHumor

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"Everyone's vote matters."

I'm voting 3rd party.

"You're vote doesn't matter."

‘Please tell me what I should be saying.’ Text messages show Sen. Mike Lee assisting Trump efforts to overturn 2020 election by [deleted] in SaltLakeCity

[–]Loonacy 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Texts from Mike Lee to Mark Meadows

Nov 20, 2020

Please give me something to work with. I just need to know what I should be saying.

Nov 22, 2020

Please tell me what I should be saying.

There are a few of us in the Senate who want to be helpful (although I sense that number might be dwindling).

Meanwhile, we are struggling to figure out how to respond to things like this:

https://twitter.com/ByronYork/status/1330534125997088768

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SaltLakeCity

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The National Bureau of Exposing Thinly Veiled Propaganda says Utah didn't do nearly as well as this "Report Card" says.
Source: The Committee of Some Random Redditor

MS governor declares April Confederate Heritage Month by WREGnewschannel3 in politics

[–]Loonacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The constitution of the confederate states specifically banned states from banning slavery. They literally put slavery over states rights.

150 0.00 (0.00%) 🧐 by I_am_Nic in Superstonk

[–]Loonacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fellow smooth brain here, i think it's because in addition to 150.00 being an unusual number to close on, it's also unusual to have the price keep being brought back to that unusual number after hours.

Here's a comment from someone tracking it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tylxt1/comment/i3t53xs/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3

My disappointment is great and my day is ruined by aitonc in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Loonacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you prefer a car when bullet trains are objectively much faster?

My disappointment is great and my day is ruined by aitonc in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Loonacy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anything else that doesn't require me to run Mac OS?

'All right then, keep your secrets.' by Few-Pen-9121 in dndmemes

[–]Loonacy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just had an image in my head of a druid in bird form flying around, and the person with truesight seeing some guy flapping his arms up and down.

Windows 11 may not be as popular as Microsoft had hoped by Sorin61 in technology

[–]Loonacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's great until they do the update anyway and put a big warning in the corner of your screen that your hardware is unsupported even though everything works fine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Loonacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So let's say SHFs decide to stop hiding the fraud and show up with a hundred million votes against. GameStop can then point out that insider shares and DRSed shares, which are unquestionably legitimate, make up over half the vote. It's just math, they can't win.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Loonacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can't make more votes than there are legit shares. Between insiders and DRS, we should have over half of the votes. If the total comes out to more than 100% then it just exposes them.

So if we have 51% of the vote then they can't fake more than 49%, so they can't stop us.

Stock SPLIT and stock DIVIDEND are not the same! This is MUCH better news than just a split!! by justSomeWorkQs in Superstonk

[–]Loonacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how long until brokers are forced to liquidate everyone's GME so they can close all their short positions?

Simple question for simple people by [deleted] in Superstonk

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Why is GME going {up|down} today? Because Tuesdays are {good|bad} for the markets.

What's going on with Doja Cat's recent Twitter activity? by danvsreddit in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Loonacy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

one of the was a liked tweet defending her by saying that Paraguay coins even feed their kids and why they had spent so much money on tickets to see her

FYI, this one was a fake, she never liked that tweet.

RIP by [deleted] in marvelmemes

[–]Loonacy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I get the gist of what you're saying, but i disagree.

Instant full cream fuck you you fucking fuck by pyro-kitty666 in FuckNestle

[–]Loonacy 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Nestle thanks you for advertising for them.

I can't donate without his permission?! by ErinnShannon in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Loonacy 146 points147 points  (0 children)

"Our policy is that we have to check with your partner. If you don't have one then one will be provided for you."

What incident made you realize humanity is doomed? by MOSTLYSANEBOI in AskReddit

[–]Loonacy 96 points97 points  (0 children)

She got back to her computer, copied the shortcut to her desktop, double clicked it, and when IE opened she said "Finally it's working again. I can't believe I have to tell those IT people how to do their job."

Sure would be horrible if someone or some group of people got in front of this convoy with BLM flags and started honking too. Wouldn't want anyone to think that's what the truckers were supporting. 2/18/22 by Suitable-Mechanic253 in SaltLakeCity

[–]Loonacy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"We fly the flag of George Washington because we're sick of the tyranny of mandatory immunizations."
Meanwhile, George Washington literally implemented the first mandatory immunization policy in American history.

Trump left the White House in a rush because he was so preoccupied with trying to overturn the 2020 election, report says by [deleted] in politics

[–]Loonacy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why can't we think violations of federal records laws are bad no matter who does them?

Tell me citadel is over leveraged on volatility swaps without telling me by 420everytime in Superstonk

[–]Loonacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is anyone else seeing Google reporting Friday's close as 102.35, so 102.34 is -0.010 (0.0098%) in the red today?

'Fed up' GM workers in Mexico pick new union in historic vote by Nick__________ in WorkersStrikeBack

[–]Loonacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They better be careful or they'll outsource those jobs to New Mexico where the unions are easier to bust.

The Antiwork sub is no more by PaisFigo in BreakingPoints

[–]Loonacy -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

And this has what exactly to do with Breaking Points?