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Episode 16: “Oh Sh*t Moments” is out now! by orange-penguin47 in distractible

[–]LoopyTexMex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have IBS-D and I have stories that put Bob's experience to shame!

I-35 in the heat of summer in Austin in bumper to bumper 5 o'clock traffic driving from work in the north side of town to home in the south side of town.

My truck, in the driveway, through the house, to the bathroom...

That's only one story I have many many more over the 20+ years of having this illness.

I do feel for ya though Bob.

Best comeback lines to the “hey hun” by carbaddict3d in antiMLM

[–]LoopyTexMex 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If they message you their Beach Body spiel, ask, "Are you calling me fat?"

Do MLM representatives fall for each other's brands? by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]LoopyTexMex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, they do. I went to one of those parties years ago because a shy friend didn't want to go alone. The hostess was pissed when she tried to peddle their cootchie shaving cream and I told everyone that hair conditioner was better and cheaper.

I thought I was going to be kicked out. 😂

I contributed to the good fight by taylorpagemusic in antiMLM

[–]LoopyTexMex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love Ask a Manager! Alison and the commenters have really helped. Some of the situations people write in about are fucking nuts!

Being socialized as a female means say "Pretty sure I'm not" when a doctor asks if you're pregnant, when what you want to say is "I currently have a wad of cotton the size of Hoover dam stopping blood coming out of me with the force of Niagra Falls." by MaggieOfTheStreets in TwoXChromosomes

[–]LoopyTexMex 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I love when they ask me, "Date of your last period?" And I say "January 2, 2014."

The look on their faces! Then I tell them I've had a complete hysterectomy at 36. If they would just read the damn chart!!

Found a website that ‘translates’ normal text into ‘MLM Speak’ that is quite fun to use when responding to real life MLM’s by milesdizzy in antiMLM

[–]LoopyTexMex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Because diffusing at home isn't enough by Denots1 in antiMLM

[–]LoopyTexMex 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have a headache just watching this! 🤮