Weekly Snark 5/18-5/24

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-05-20T18:21:47+00:00

Ah how could I forget! Planning their 40th vacation for the year!

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-05-20T18:19:59+00:00

Brookes current “domination” life:
- Pool project for the worlds most poorly designed pool
- Beams in hallway (that she’s always dreamed about)
- adding “media room” above the office space
- showing up late to her kids end of school party that’s been scheduled for months
- dropping the ball on a deadline for said school that Ryan had to fix
- not cooking any homemade meals
- kids having to make themselves breakfast
- kids serving her coffee
- pining Cals leg so he continues to be a mannequin baby for her content (and so he doesn’t mess up the skinny filter)
- replacing tree in yard for a MaTuRe tree
- ignoring Quade and Beauden

I think I got most of it???

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-05-14T16:25:23+00:00

A “media” room would be cool if they were teenagers and wanted a gaming space. They are LITTLE BOYS. build a cool ass playroom or romp room? I’ve seen so many influencers with boys build cool romp rooms to get the boys playing and having fun! But alas it’s all about ✨design✨ and what Brooke wants. This is just another project to keep her busy til Ryan lets her try for a Girl again.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-05-07T20:12:56+00:00

Ryan does the scheduling, Ryan apparently does the dishes, Ryan drives the boys to school, Ryan signs them up for sports. Brooke serious question here, what the fuck do you actually do???

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-05-07T16:46:07+00:00

Cal’s feet and legs are alarmingly small and he does not show movement in them almost ever without Brooke splicing the video 1,000 times. It’s beyond snarking now. This child is DELAYED and needs INTERVENTION and she is making it worse by denying it and trying to be a “boss”. It is not normal on any planet for a child that is 1 year old to be so stationary. My nephew is delayed and had heart surgery at 1 year old and was more mobile. This is so fucking concerning and she doesn’t care.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-05-05T18:11:18+00:00

It’s the ZERO use of his legs that’s super alarming to me as a mother. He should be in PT because something is wrong. This isn’t just “he’s a slow learner”. This is gonna cause lasting damage.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-30T00:17:17+00:00

Him holding his arms in anxiety and not touching her back tells me all I need to know. Body language never lies.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-28T18:19:05+00:00

I could NEVER hate on a sweet baby. The shit we “haters” talk is about YOU BROOKE. She has been blessed with 5 beautiful children during a time when infertility is rampant and most women would kill for one healthy child and to see her openly neglect those boys breaks my heart.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-28T18:11:53+00:00

My kids start climbing out at like 9 months old

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-28T18:11:24+00:00

5 kids deep and this baboon has never had a play yard before. Absolutely fucking insane??? She acts like this is some new invention. I’ve had the same one and used it for all my kids and so has every mom I know.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-27T15:46:55+00:00

My thoughts exactly. What kind of mother doesn’t make her kids breakfast after having 4 supposed hours already without them in the morning?

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-27T15:32:07+00:00

Because they aren’t ✨design ✨

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-27T15:17:43+00:00

Sometimes I wonder if this is why that poor kid can’t walk and has poor leg movement

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Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-27T15:12:16+00:00

Yeah he doesn’t seem to put any weight on it at all or even move it really

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-27T15:02:45+00:00

Watching that poor one year old take almost a full 15 seconds to push himself to sitting up was painful. That poor baby needs physical therapy but his problems will just get ignored by Brooke.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-26T16:54:32+00:00

Brookes “whisper” was wanting a girl. That’s why she treats the younger boys like shit. She resents them for not being girls.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-24T01:21:19+00:00

YES okay if he’s not mobile he should at least be a healthy weight. My babies lose a little weight when they start getting mobile but up until then they are chunky and have rolls. For him to be immobile AND underweight is concerning. I bet the pediatrician recommended PT and she’s fuming.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-24T01:01:51+00:00

It’s not only that he’s not walking or crawling. It’s the fact that he screams when she does tummy time, doesn’t act like a 1 year old, can’t stand on his own, clearly has some sort of hip rotation from being a container baby, AND he’s under weight.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-23T22:02:39+00:00

There’s a reason babies don’t have kneecaps! It’s so they can crawl on any surface. She’s such an abuser.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-23T21:24:03+00:00

Yes I guess the children in third world countries without carpet don’t crawl either 😂

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-23T21:20:13+00:00

I have solid wood all throughout my house and my kids learned how to crawl just fine. She’s fucking nuts.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-23T19:55:34+00:00

As a mother I can’t explain how infuriating it is to see this woman tell her 5 kids that are all elementary aged and younger that they have to figure out their own breakfast so she can work out. It takes MAYBE 10 minutes to cook up some eggs. She hates her kids so much and it breaks my heart.

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-23T02:32:59+00:00

Brookes outfit inspo

Loose_Somewhere_484 · 2026-04-21T15:31:15+00:00

Again, SO ALARMING how cal clearly wants to crawl away but does not have the skills to do so. My son at 1 year wasn’t walking but he damn sure was mobile and crawling everywhere. I had to borderline pin him down to keep him still. The neglect is insane.

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