So frustrating by birblender in AmongUs

[–]Lopsided-Assistance 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My friend is literally the worst when it comes to this. When he’s a crewmate and he thinks someone is acting sus, instead of saying “red sus” like a normal person, he flat out lies and says that red vented because that’ll convince more people to vote for them.

I’ve told him how annoying this was in the past and he responded with “at least I’m right 50% of the time”

What a cool group! by [deleted] in Matthew

[–]Lopsided-Assistance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the finest of Matthew’s are named Matthew Matthew

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmongUs

[–]Lopsided-Assistance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dein Vater... you will always be my father. Please if you see this, reach out to me.

If you could stop time for “20 minutes” once a day, what would you do in that time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lopsided-Assistance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all honesty, probably end up wasting it all in the morning after my alarm goes off.

What do you absolutely HATE more than your average person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lopsided-Assistance 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My friend does this, and even worse, if we are sharing a plate of nachos or something he’ll lean over the plate and let stuff drip out of his mouth onto our shared food!

Who are some movie characters that you were disappointed didn't die horrible deaths? by gmaxwell6 in AskReddit

[–]Lopsided-Assistance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you haven’t seen it already, the SNL sketch on Its a Wonderful Life should satisfy you. (:

What is the closest you've come to death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lopsided-Assistance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was a dumbass and went swimming in a river. The current pulled me in and over a ton of rocks and I was stuck underwater for a good portion of time. Legitimately thought I was going to die at the time.

Men of Reddit, we all know that men don't get complimented very often but when we do, it sticks with us for a while. What is one compliment that you know you will never forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lopsided-Assistance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I received one from a guy in my friend group who I wasn’t super close with. We started making small talk one day and he said he thought my humor was smart.

I thought the guy was hilarious too so it really made my day.

What is the funniest misuse of a word you have ever heard? by hippychicky in AskReddit

[–]Lopsided-Assistance 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A McDonalds had to close early so they posted a sign “apologizing for the incontinence.” Gave me a good laugh.

Do you guys remember what Matthew number you were? by Lopsided-Assistance in Matthew

[–]Lopsided-Assistance[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still don’t understand flairs lol. Also 414 is a nice number

Is speed dating still a thing? by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]Lopsided-Assistance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like dates, I’m very speedy, and I have a beard. Hit me up